Super Robot Wars Unlimited Generation @lpha

1. [After much ado, it's that sex ed course Sayla's been promising! She's set aside a meeting room, and has a little presentation set up.]

Alright. I'll try to make this quick...

Now, when a human male and a human female have sexual intercourse, in this method [She clicks a button, flipping to a helpful explanatory slide], it is possible-but not guaranteed-that the female will have a child begin to grow inside their womb. This can be avoided through a number of medical methods known as contraceptives. Medical science being what it is, these can be taken orally. We have quite a few on board, and if you stop by the infirmary at any point, I will be more than happy to hand them off to you along with the appropriate instructions.

Humans being the naturally inventive and curious sort we are, there are a wide variety of other forms of sexual intercourse which cannot result in a pregnancy. [Several slides flip by in rapid succession, depicting such poses. Also a pig.] These are collectively referred to as "Sodomy". While they cannot result in a pregnancy, these acts can transmit certain diseases, almost all of which can be cured or prevented with proper care. Yes, it is embarrassing, but if anything weird is going on with your genitals, do come to the sickbay about it. I shall avoid telling others.

In short, if you are planning to engage in sexual acts, do talk to one of the ship's medical staff beforehand. If you are sick, come to them. And never, ever, have intimate contact with Luger Amwulf.

Are there any questions?

2. [Locked to Cheng and Devon]
 
[Sayla's taken Cheng and Devon aside at some point, to discuss upcoming matters.]

Alright, so...how much do you two know about what you're getting into?

3.


[Sayla's walking the hallways, when she notices Kamille and his new uniform.]

...What on earth are you wearing?

1.[Oh, hey, it's a video broadcast from Sayla. What could this be about?]

Alright. I've done some thinking, and given how many people we have on board, and the widely varying natures of your educations, I've decided to host a basic sex ed course over the next few weeks. If you are between the ages of 13 and 20, attendance is mandatory, unless I give you an exemption. If you are from another planet, dimension, or decade, then come even if you're over 20.

Feel free to complain starting...now.