You're not gonna get rid of this guy so easily

[not_the_deer]

[Something falls from the sky, not too far away from White Chalice! Anyone who investigates will find a long trail in the ground left by something landing less than smoothly, the something in question, which is a Crossbone core fighter, still smoking and partially wrapped in heat-proof film, and a familiar face standing atop of it.]

Yo. What's up?

(no subject)

[srwuga_mods]

[An open communication channel has contacted the Chalice! The video, while slightly grainy, shows an older man looking through the screen. When he speaks, his voice low and calming, somewhat like what you might expect an ideal politician to sound like.]

Greetings. I am Lord Ayman. I have contacted you this day as it has come to my knowledge that your operation is harboring a particular individual of interest to me and my people. I would like to propose a peaceful resolution to our conflict.

[The video changes to a still-image that looks like it was taken from a security feed. It shows Wendell, looking over his shoulder, heading into a warehouse. Ayman's voice continues over this image for a minute before switching back to a live feed.]

This man, whom you know by the name Wendell, has stolen vital equipment from me. The machine he has been rampaging about is stolen property, and I need it back promptly. This individual is also a wanted person for a multitude of other severe crimes. I understand that you will be reluctant to hand over someone so seemingly harmless, but I warn you that Wendell is a devious liar and notorious thief.

To further entice you, there is a reward offered for his return. I look forward to doing business with you.

Ninth Get

[not_genki_desu]

[After an absolutely thorough drubbing at dice, Kei is in a very, very foul mood.  And it's made worse by the fact that the drubbing's stakes had escalated to -by Kei's own demands- the loser doing laundry duty for the winner and their roommates.  Which meant four sets of laundry.  And for the most part it wasn't all that horrid, except for the fact that Kamina's was there in the mix as well.  And for the most part it wasn't bad.  But unfortunately-]

How in the fuck...

HOW IN THE FUCK HAS THIS GUY NOT BOTHERED WITH WASHING HIS CLOTHES IN ALL THIS TIME!

[Yeah.  Loooots of stinky pants and whatnot.  Damn you Kamina and your crazy lifestyle!]