Duel of engineering wits

[space_macgyver]

[1]

You're kidding, right?

[Lowe looks at the pile of wrecked units post-Kairos Aspida mission. Some of the parts are still smoking. He rubs his eyes in disbelief.]

I'm asleep and this is a nightmare, right?


[2]

Alright you Kairos Aspida jerks. Show me what you got.

[What's Lowe up to now? He reviews the battle footage! He already took several notes, and more are coming.]

How can you have a "stealth ship" that friggin' big? Don't tell me it's because of their Primeval Force thing.

Anyway, all designs have a weakness. And I'm gonna find out one in each of their units. Watch me.

[Feel like sharing battle experience, maybe?]

Well, that didn't go as planned

[not_the_deer]

Shit! A 10 km long stealth battleship? I didn't know Kairos Aspida has such things! We survived only because that condescending jerk didn't want to kill us... How did you manage to fight these guys before?

We can't just attack that head-on. We must create a plan of some sort. Or else Kairos Aspida will turn this world into a tyranny, like their future! And I don't think they even see they're creating a tyranny...


And what's the deal with Petar and Kamen Rider OOO? What the heck...

MEGA BLAZING DOCTOR WEST ADVENTURES PART CETRI (4)

[clumsy_moe_appeal]

[You figure with all the damage that happened during the battle with Kairos Aspida, Dr West would work his miracles once more and fix everyone's stuff in a matter of minutes.]

What trivial task are you all bothering me about?! I, DOCTOR WEST! The greatest genius of ALL realities, past, present AND future have better things to do than mere menial labour!

[Evidently not. What could he find so important that he isn't helping the engineering crews with their heavy workload?]



Now Elsa! FIRE THE CASKET!



Understood Doctor. Robo!

[There was a tremendously loud thump - opposite the 'Super West Transcendent Casket: Surely This Is the Ark of the Covenant' (_{Ooc: Yes I had to use the whole name, shut up}) was a massive concrete slab with a bullseye painted on it. And what was fired was.... DOCTOR WEST HIMSELF! It appears that wherever he had been standing before, he was suddenly turned into the Casket's ammunition!]



WHAAAAA- -CRASH-

*THUMP* -HONKHONKHOOONK- -CRASH-

My trigger finger slipped. Robo. Sorry Doctor. Robo.

[Apparently after West ended up being fired out of his own weapon... Elsa accidentally fired a cargo truck at him. As if to add insult to injury? The contents of the truck? Several pallets full of bandages. As soon as Dr West crawled out from under the truck - the doors for the trailer gave way and buried the Doctor in ironic pain.]

[Additionally, when taking a closer look at the results... Elsa wasn't THAT sorry that she couldn't find her creator's plight pretty damn hilarious.]