Confessions of a hero/Alcohol and Mad does not Mix

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

1) [Announcement]

[There's something coming on everyone's screens. Oh look its Mad, looking drunk - oh dear he fell over with a thump before crawling back up into view.]

Hey... everyone... I'm guessing you all know who the hell I am... bet I caused a lot headaches and shit and ticked off a lot of people...

[Mad takes a deep breath and...belches, quickly rubbing his mouth.]

But what I gotta say is really important... the truth is... I'm a girl... I made a promise when I was a kid and... honestly that shit hasn't worked out for me at all... so.. fuck it. I'm just done with it. I figured you guys should know...

[SHE turns around but holds up a hand drunkenly.]

Now that thas over... I got something to say to Doc 'yame and Marxhene... KISS MAH ASS!!! Can't blackmail me anymore CAN YA?!

[With that she promptly moons the screen and.. well.. lets just say you can all definitely tell she IS a girl. There's a loud thump as Mad falls over and the feed shuts off.]

2) [Action]

[Mad groans in pain as the hangover sets in... she's now wandering around the halls of the chalice scratching her rear and rubbing her face.]

Fuuuuck....my heeeead...

[Confront her about her announcement?]

Comments

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[reach-for-self.livejournal.com]

[And Gregory's actually been trying to track Mad down just to check in on her.]

... Out of curiosity... how much do you remember from last night?

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

AaoW! D..don't talk so loud...ow...

[Mad actually whimpers as she holds her head...]

I just... remember eating...drinking a lot...then talking to someone...... why?

[Mad is giving Gregory a confused aside look now... another sharp pain deciding to bite at her.]

[reach-for-self.livejournal.com]

You...

... Revealed to everyone that you were a woman. And displayed certain parts of your anatomy to settle the arguement once and for all.

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[emorangerpink]

[Laura finds Mad in the halls, with a thermos in her hand and a dark cloud over her expression. She holds it out to hi- her.]

Coffee.

Re: 2

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

[Mad opens it up, pours a cup and drinks right from the thermos... she chokes and her eyes bug out from the heat and the bitterness but she forces herself to swallow - coughing violently all the while.]

Owowowowow!

FUCK! OW!

[emorangerpink]

[That... was pretty hot. Laura's eyes widen with concern. She keeps her voice quiet enough not to punish Mad's eardrums, though.]

...Better?

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[sunshine_maiden]

[Sora happens to come across Mad while in the halls on an unrelated errand. Upon seeing the other girl, Sora just stops in front of her and takes stock for a bit, verifying it's true.]

Well, I'm an idiot.

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

What's up with you?

[Mad was giving Sora a mildly annoyed look. The way the redhead was looking at her was discomforting to say the least.]

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[betterthnaliens.livejournal.com]

[And catching sight of Mad is Christine. Admittedly, she's a little surprised about the announcement - though she did catch something LIKE that when she tried to save Mad in the runaway Dom Tropen.

Right now, she's curious about something...]

...let me guess. You found Luger's drink, didn't you?

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

Luger's Drink what?

[Admittedly that might have been one of the things Mad taken in her alcoholic frenzy. There WERE a lot of glasses there.]

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[an-alpha-wolf.livejournal.com]

[He finds her there on his way to the hangar to meet the rest of the 4th Wolf Guards. He has time though.]

What did you do, pup? Oh. It is only dehydration. Come on. [It's his last day here and he's feeling magnaminous.]

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

Easy for you to say Big Dog... you're not the one feeling like you did five rounds with the 'lementals and got hit in the head every time...

[Mad was massaging her head as she followed him.]

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[chozo_girl]

[And ashort while later, a strong hand is going to lift the fallen over girl.Better find somewhere to put her other than in front of a comm terminal in the middle of a corridor. Samus has seen enough people drink themselves to unconsciousness in the Federation army to know it's better to nurse the inevitable hangover in a bed than on the ground]

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

[Mad lets out a tiny hiccup and whimper... she doesn't wake up though. She shivers violently as an old nightmare she had since she was a kid started playing all over again. Hanging from an insanely high point, watching as the world went on below her... struggling helplessly.. weakly... unable to do anything.]

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[can_not_fly]

[Pit had wanted to find Mad immediately. He'd gasped in surprise and flailed and gone WTF and ran in circles, but was convinced by Palutena to wait until morning - and more or less ordered to at least try to be tactful.

Well, it's morning. And so, Pit is there, doing very, very badly at hiding the fact he's barely restraining himself. He really wants to just straight out start asking why and how long and a million other questions, but he's been told he can't just blurt it out like that, so he's suffering from a bit of an energy surplus at the moment.]

So, uh... hey, Mad. Are you alright?

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

I guess... head still hurts...

[Mad was just looking quizically at Pit though.]

What the fuck's up with you? Fleas got into your wings or something?

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[kamogawa-maru.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE ACTUALLY A GIRL?

[Have a very loud confused Madoka.]

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

OW! FUCK! JEEZ! DON'T FUCKING YELL!!!

[Mad was clutching her head now...]

Yes. I'm a girl. You going to laugh at me now or something?

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[gamenojikan.livejournal.com]

...You know, when I told you that you should drop the charade, I didn't expect you would do it that quickly.

Because there is only that many times I can have Mad go WTF over this

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah yeah. I was drunk and it seemed like a fucking brilliant idea.

[Mad palmed her still aching head and gives Yui a mild look.]

I remember fuck all from yesterday... you gave me the idea for it?

2 - But after everyone

[im-scottish.livejournal.com]

Hey. Ye still alive there or did the headache do ya in?

Re: 2 - But after everyone

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

... I'll live man... I'll live.

[Mad's on her back, looking up at the ceiling tiredly.]

It's not that bad I guess. The fuckin shock was worse.

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[paradigmstop.livejournal.com]

Roger looked away from the screen, lightly pinched the area between his eyes.

"He's going to regret that tomorrow. Well, she,, I guess." He knew far too well not to get involved with things like this, but he also felt like there was something he had ought to do. After all, with that kind of... reveal, as it were, she would likely be looking at quite a bit of stigma for a while. He headed to the hangar.

Maria's cockpit entrance would find a note taped to the metal handrail:

If you feel like running away for a while, or just need some silence, Big O is plenty big enough for that. Any time you need a bit to yourself. Nobody thinks to look in the cockpit of a nearly 90-yards-tall Megadeus.

Roger

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[minorbeat]

(Momo has a bit of a surprised look.)

I must say I'm surprised. You were very good at hiding it...Do you want to talk about it?

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

[The blonde sighs and shakes her head, giving Momo a sad and tired look.]

... Not... today... just dealing with everyone's been making my head hurt even worse than when I woke up. Finding out that I blew my own cover AND everyone saw my bits? Not a fun thing to find out when you've got a hangover...

[Mad pauses and looks thoughtful before a small grin suddenly appears on her face.]

Though I was thinking about raiding the kitchen and seeing if they've got any ice cream. Maybe that'll help things some!