Confessions of a hero/Alcohol and Mad does not Mix

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1) [Announcement]

[There's something coming on everyone's screens. Oh look its Mad, looking drunk - oh dear he fell over with a thump before crawling back up into view.]

Hey... everyone... I'm guessing you all know who the hell I am... bet I caused a lot headaches and shit and ticked off a lot of people...

[Mad takes a deep breath and...belches, quickly rubbing his mouth.]

But what I gotta say is really important... the truth is... I'm a girl... I made a promise when I was a kid and... honestly that shit hasn't worked out for me at all... so.. fuck it. I'm just done with it. I figured you guys should know...

[SHE turns around but holds up a hand drunkenly.]

Now that thas over... I got something to say to Doc 'yame and Marxhene... KISS MAH ASS!!! Can't blackmail me anymore CAN YA?!

[With that she promptly moons the screen and.. well.. lets just say you can all definitely tell she IS a girl. There's a loud thump as Mad falls over and the feed shuts off.]

2) [Action]

[Mad groans in pain as the hangover sets in... she's now wandering around the halls of the chalice scratching her rear and rubbing her face.]

Fuuuuck....my heeeead...

[Confront her about her announcement?]

Comments

[can_not_fly]

Perhaps, but it won't be you that does! [Pit shoots a mock challenge back before getting some of yesterday's pasta and starts digging in. He then points at her with his fork]
Well, you have to get used to it again anyway, don't you? Now that everyone knows?
Pit has a good point. Can't go around with your own name sounding awkward.
Well, unless you name is like, Joe Buttbottom or something. There's no real way to have that sound not awkward.
Thankfuly, that's not the case, and instead you have a beautiful name. So we're going to be calling you that until you get used back to it. No protests.

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

... Fine... but I won't like it...

[Mad mutters softly and looks away. Some red dusting her cheeks.]

[can_not_fly]

Really? You don't sound all that annoyed by it... [Naive Pit is not aware of tsundere]

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

[Mad just shakes her head.]

Just... nevermind ...

[For now she concentrates on the ice cream. It was a very welcome and delicious distraction from everything indeed.]