srwug_alpha_rp | Confessions of a hero/Alcohol and Mad does not Mix

1) [Announcement]

[There's something coming on everyone's screens. Oh look its Mad, looking drunk - oh dear he fell over with a thump before crawling back up into view.]

Hey... everyone... I'm guessing you all know who the hell I am... bet I caused a lot headaches and shit and ticked off a lot of people...

[Mad takes a deep breath and...belches, quickly rubbing his mouth.]

But what I gotta say is really important... the truth is... I'm a girl... I made a promise when I was a kid and... honestly that shit hasn't worked out for me at all... so.. fuck it. I'm just done with it. I figured you guys should know...

[SHE turns around but holds up a hand drunkenly.]

Now that thas over... I got something to say to Doc 'yame and Marxhene... KISS MAH ASS!!! Can't blackmail me anymore CAN YA?!

[With that she promptly moons the screen and.. well.. lets just say you can all definitely tell she IS a girl. There's a loud thump as Mad falls over and the feed shuts off.]

2) [Action]

[Mad groans in pain as the hangover sets in... she's now wandering around the halls of the chalice scratching her rear and rubbing her face.]

Fuuuuck....my heeeead...

[Confront her about her announcement?]

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-?!?!

[For a moment, Yui is completely caught by surprise. She soon recovers though, and buries her face into Mad's chest as she returns the hug. Her grip is not awkward or fumbling, but tight and close-like someone meeting a lover for the first time in years.]

[Mad being the sort who yearned for affection but had either forced herself to shun it or was denied it by her act was not at all disturbed in any way by the hug Yui gave. This situation would seem sweet... if it weren't for the strange and disturbing occurrence that led up to it.]

[It probably is sweet, for everyone who's not Yui. She keeps holding on, long past what is comfortable.]

[Mad kept the hug up... she didn't really know how long these were supposed to last anyway - though...]

Hey ... You alright? We been like this for a while...

...right.

Sorry.

[She lets go, and steps back to give Mad some space.]

...It's just...been a while, since someone did that for me.

I know the feeling... Trust me on that...

[Mad gives Yui a small smile.]

Yeah...

...How much of last night do you, ah...remember?

Not much... just drinking a lot and talking a little to you...

[Mad scratches the back of her head lightly.]

Why?

Ah, well...

I discovered your gender because you attempted to have intercourse with me.

Edited 2012-08-27 05:29 (UTC)

....eheheh..I.. what?

[Mad looks pretty darned incredulous here.]

No seriously. Stop joking... what'd I really do.

...You shoved my hand down your pants in an attempt to get me to, ah...I believe "fingerbang" was the word you used.

Along with advising your to drop the charade, I told you to come back when you were sober. Which, I'm fairly sure you are now...

.... ....EEEEEH?!!?!

[Yui, Mad's jaws have dropped. She is looking pretty damn shocked here... she knew she was drunk but-... OhgoodGOD. Mad was now covering her face in SHEER EMBARASSMENT - Yui before she did you would have caught her getting VERY red.]

Ohfuckohfuckohfuck- I'msosorryIdidn't-

[Mad was just spilling out words at a hundred miles an hour looking so very ashamed and flustered.]

[A smile.]

You're cute.

And you don't need to apologize. Like I said, I'd be more than happy to oblige you...when you're sober.

[And Mad is still several shades of red, her hands tightening into shaky fists to keep from fidgeting. Oh Yui, you know how to push this awkward girl's buttons so easily.]

I.. Y... you mean- b..but-

[Sober. Sober right now. But its- Mad has never. I repeat NEVER put much thought into sex with either gender. AT ALL. But years of forcefully suppressing such thoughts along with other 'unmanly' things that wouldn't aid in her 'heroic journey'... well. Thanks to Yui its like a dam just burst. The blonde certainly did NOT need those images in her head.]

...Is it really that odd for you?

Alcohol merely lessens people's inhibitions, so I had assumed from the fact that you were hitting on me that, well...

You know.

I.. I never-.. I mean... its... I just...

[Well Yui, you've got an entertainment goldmine here. Very exploitable. Highly repressed, easily embarrassed and completely inexperienced. Mad is practically squirming under your gaze.]

Y.. you look ..really nice and all.. but.. I.. don't think.. I mean.. its just.. I don't know...

Well, if you want to figure things out for yourself, you know where to find me.

[Yui blows her a kiss, and walks off...]

[And Mad's just watching Yui walk away, her face burning bright red at the blown kiss... a flicker of memory makes Mad's knees feel weak - the tingling ghostly sensation of something soft on her lips.]

..ah-

[Mad almost reached out, almost called... but hesitated... no.. no... this was.. way too weird for her to deal with right now... she couldn't jump into this. A small part of her that still clung to the suspicion that there was something wrong with Yui was relieved - but the raven haired card user's silver tongue had sent those thoughts to the back of Mad's mind - drowning it in nervous fascination.]

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This lie redeemable for one (1) sexual encounter

Oh dear~

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