Confessions of a hero/Alcohol and Mad does not Mix

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

1) [Announcement]

[There's something coming on everyone's screens. Oh look its Mad, looking drunk - oh dear he fell over with a thump before crawling back up into view.]

Hey... everyone... I'm guessing you all know who the hell I am... bet I caused a lot headaches and shit and ticked off a lot of people...

[Mad takes a deep breath and...belches, quickly rubbing his mouth.]

But what I gotta say is really important... the truth is... I'm a girl... I made a promise when I was a kid and... honestly that shit hasn't worked out for me at all... so.. fuck it. I'm just done with it. I figured you guys should know...

[SHE turns around but holds up a hand drunkenly.]

Now that thas over... I got something to say to Doc 'yame and Marxhene... KISS MAH ASS!!! Can't blackmail me anymore CAN YA?!

[With that she promptly moons the screen and.. well.. lets just say you can all definitely tell she IS a girl. There's a loud thump as Mad falls over and the feed shuts off.]

2) [Action]

[Mad groans in pain as the hangover sets in... she's now wandering around the halls of the chalice scratching her rear and rubbing her face.]

Fuuuuck....my heeeead...

[Confront her about her announcement?]

Comments

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

Don't think so...

[Mad wracks her brains but nothing comes up for the word Zords.]

You offering man? Damn if I couldn't use a distraction from...all this stuff.

[im-scottish.livejournal.com]

Ach, well c'mon. Th' garage is this way. Ah'll give ye th' grand tour.

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

[And Mad's on her feet, looking eager for a distraction.]

C'mon then grease monkey! Lead the way!

[She lets out a laugh that' half genuine, half forced before giving Flynn a shove to the shoulder. The friendly grin shows that its only a little ribbing.]

[im-scottish.livejournal.com]

[Flynn laughed as he lead her to the garage, and pointed out the zords all lined up on in a row on the table.] There ye have it. Th' RPM Zord Attack Vehicles. Size expansion circuitry keeps them small.

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

[Mad gives the zords a quick look over, looking truly interested. Poking at them once or twice, staring a while at the googly ey- the optic sensors and then looking at Flynn with the most serious expression she can muster.]

They look... adorable.

[She snickers... then laughs. Doubling over and having to wipe some tears away. Looks like she held it in admirably.]

[im-scottish.livejournal.com]

Aye there's that. But they're effective pieces o'gear.

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

They probably would be huh...

[A soft chuckle as she prods one of them lightly]

Which one's yours?

[im-scottish.livejournal.com]

The Bus-like one. The one that kind of looks like a bison.

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

Huh...

[Mad looked curiously at it.]

Any reason it's the biggest of the bunch?

[im-scottish.livejournal.com]

It forms the legs of the Megazord. As well as storing the Super Saber.