Confessions of a hero/Alcohol and Mad does not Mix

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

1) [Announcement]

[There's something coming on everyone's screens. Oh look its Mad, looking drunk - oh dear he fell over with a thump before crawling back up into view.]

Hey... everyone... I'm guessing you all know who the hell I am... bet I caused a lot headaches and shit and ticked off a lot of people...

[Mad takes a deep breath and...belches, quickly rubbing his mouth.]

But what I gotta say is really important... the truth is... I'm a girl... I made a promise when I was a kid and... honestly that shit hasn't worked out for me at all... so.. fuck it. I'm just done with it. I figured you guys should know...

[SHE turns around but holds up a hand drunkenly.]

Now that thas over... I got something to say to Doc 'yame and Marxhene... KISS MAH ASS!!! Can't blackmail me anymore CAN YA?!

[With that she promptly moons the screen and.. well.. lets just say you can all definitely tell she IS a girl. There's a loud thump as Mad falls over and the feed shuts off.]

2) [Action]

[Mad groans in pain as the hangover sets in... she's now wandering around the halls of the chalice scratching her rear and rubbing her face.]

Fuuuuck....my heeeead...

[Confront her about her announcement?]

Comments

[betterthnaliens.livejournal.com]

[Christine lets out a sigh as she goes and sets Mad on a nearby chair.]

...look, ah... you going to be okay?

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

Hguuhh!

[Mad finally snaps out of it... and shudders violently...]

I'll... I'll deal... this is just weird...

[betterthnaliens.livejournal.com]

[Christine sighs, then shakes her head.]

Sorry it got broken to you like that. Then again, I don't think anyone here's going to try and toss you off the ship because of that. Though... why? Why hide it?

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

Because... Because I didn't want to feel useless. I spent so much time pretending to be something I'm not I was afraid I wouldn't be anything without it..