Seventh Trolling (backdated a little)

[saikyocivrobo]

[1] [Hey look, someone (read: Prometheus) left messages all over the White Chalice comms! What could they say?]

TRIVIA
Did you know that June 6th is apparently the birthday of one certain Werter Wolf? He will be 22 this year. He's a pretty big celebrity, so make sure to bother him as much as possible!


[2, also default]
[What is Werter doing on his birthday? Kicking back and relaxing at Herb's adventurer/anti-evil god club, drinking soda and playing video games.]

No work at the lab today. If there's one day when I can afford to slack off, it's this.

[The scene is peaceful. Too peaceful.]

Comments

[alwaysmyturn]

In that case...how about a change of pace?

You've saved me before too so, here.

[She hands you the pudding she's been holding. It has indeed been marked with 'Nep's'.]

It's my portion for the day!

[saikyocivrobo]

Are you sure about it? I mean, it's yours. And I already had a fair share of sweets today...

1/2

[alwaysmyturn]

That's true. Well, I could always get more tomorrow, but if you insist...here I go!

[She doesn't even hesitate to dig in...]

2/2

[alwaysmyturn]

Ah...

[Until she realizes what she's done.]

AAAHHHH! What am I doing?! I'm supposed to be showing that I -can- be a more appreciative character, but I can't even go a day without my favorite food!

[She hands you the bowl again, Werter. It's a bit more 'in your face' this time.]

Here! Eat it now before this darned pudding-lust takes over again!

[saikyocivrobo]

Right. It must be a terrifying sight to witness, and I don't want to take any chances!

...Got any spare spoons?

[alwaysmyturn]

'Course I don't! Besides, only big babies would be worried about that stuff in this situation.

[Says big baby.]

Come on, this won't hurt you as much as it'll hurt me!

[saikyocivrobo]

I'm more concerned about avoiding some overplayed cliches.

[Werter shrugs and starts eating.]

[alwaysmyturn]

[There is a very pained expression on her face right now as she watches you eat, Werter.]

Uwah...as I thought...it's worse than having my heart ripped out and crushed before my very eyes.

Farewell, my love.

[saikyocivrobo]

You know, I feel a little bad about this now.