Seventh Trolling (backdated a little)

[saikyocivrobo]

[1] [Hey look, someone (read: Prometheus) left messages all over the White Chalice comms! What could they say?]

TRIVIA
Did you know that June 6th is apparently the birthday of one certain Werter Wolf? He will be 22 this year. He's a pretty big celebrity, so make sure to bother him as much as possible!


[2, also default]
[What is Werter doing on his birthday? Kicking back and relaxing at Herb's adventurer/anti-evil god club, drinking soda and playing video games.]

No work at the lab today. If there's one day when I can afford to slack off, it's this.

[The scene is peaceful. Too peaceful.]

Comments

[alwaysmyturn]

'Course I don't! Besides, only big babies would be worried about that stuff in this situation.

[Says big baby.]

Come on, this won't hurt you as much as it'll hurt me!

[saikyocivrobo]

I'm more concerned about avoiding some overplayed cliches.

[Werter shrugs and starts eating.]

[alwaysmyturn]

[There is a very pained expression on her face right now as she watches you eat, Werter.]

Uwah...as I thought...it's worse than having my heart ripped out and crushed before my very eyes.

Farewell, my love.

[saikyocivrobo]

You know, I feel a little bad about this now.