Because he's a Hero / Infinite Pride

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

_{(OoC: Standard Mad warnings apply)}


1) [VIDEO]

Alright you fucks! Since we make a pretty good team MAYBE I'll stick around a bit longer. I've got some people to look for and traveling around with you should make it a hell of a lot easier for me.

[He folds his arms and now has a discomforted look, struggling to say something before just spitting it out..]

Just one fucking thing.. someone mind telling me why the hell there's so many women on board fighting?!

[He honest to god looks completely freaked out by it. Like someone decided to blend a metroid and an invader together to see what happens.]

2) [ACTION]

HEY YOU FUCKS! BACK OFF! THE ARES GEAR DOESN'T NEED YOU GUNKING IT UP!

[Mad seems to be chasing off Mechanics from his machine.]

It'll fix itself so just go unfuck someone else's goddamn mech!

[Seriously, someone needs to teach this guy how to show respect.]

_{(OoC: Mad vs MarKus. Swear off. Go!)}

3) [ACTION]

[Mad is now in the gym, working out hard. From what you can tell while he's not ripped, he's certainly doing his best to make his way there from what toning you can see. He's either lifting weights, running as fast as he can on a treadmill or roughing up the punching bag with a series of vicious punches.]

[Comment? Tell him he's doing something wrong?]

4) [ACTION]

[Mad is lurking in the kitchen. Specifically where what's left of the cake is stored. He's looking around in a shifty and most definitely nervous manner as he digs around.]

Fucking girly cake... why the fuck does it have to taste so good- FUCK!

[And he noticed you.]

Comments

[a-human-work.livejournal.com]

[That guy again, just as she was trying to get a slice of cake herself.]

If you're afraid of your masculinity getting hurt by the cake, just get a slice of the chocolate layer. I've never heard anybody feel emasculated by that before.

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

[And Mad was now sputtering.]

Chocolate's girl food..

[Note that he was muttering that and looking humiliated.]

Seriously fuck... the entire cake looks fruity.

[a-human-work.livejournal.com]

I feel deeply for your trouble with insufficiently manly baked goods. It must be tough being twelve and getting your ideas of how to act from action movies.

[Hopefully for Mad he was too caught up in his own world to realize just what that flat tone of voice meant.]

But seriously, chocolate cake is the guy cake.

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

Action movies are fucking fake. I got my ideas from the realest deal there ever fucking was!

[Either way he still took it as an insult.]

And you're the one who's saying it. Like I can trust that.

[a-human-work.livejournal.com]

Right, because your deal is so real. That's why you had to be get have that girl keep you safe out there.

[The tone was still there, though it did look like she was straining some to keep it.]

In fact, did you notice that there was only one other guy out there and we did perfectly fine?

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

Yeah?! Well maybe it was just that those other guys SUCKED!

[It was clear he was pretty much trying to defend his pride.]

[a-human-work.livejournal.com]

And that's why you were the only one who needed someone else to bail you out?

Just accept that girls don't suck, enjoy the fucking cake without worry and stop ranting all the time. Hell, it might even make people less annoyed by you.

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

Just shut the fuck up take you cake and leave me the fuck alone before I fucking deck you.

[Mad was just glaring venomously at you. Clearly you hit some kind of nerve here.]

[a-human-work.livejournal.com]

[For a fraction of a second, Michelle tensed up as if getting ready to meet his threat head on, before just relaxing and going to cut a slice of cake, completely ignoring him.]