srwug_alpha_rp | Because he's a Hero / Infinite Pride

_{(OoC: Standard Mad warnings apply)}

1) [VIDEO]

Alright you fucks! Since we make a pretty good team MAYBE I'll stick around a bit longer. I've got some people to look for and traveling around with you should make it a hell of a lot easier for me.

[He folds his arms and now has a discomforted look, struggling to say something before just spitting it out..]

Just one fucking thing.. someone mind telling me why the hell there's so many women on board fighting?!

[He honest to god looks completely freaked out by it. Like someone decided to blend a metroid and an invader together to see what happens.]

2) [ACTION]

HEY YOU FUCKS! BACK OFF! THE ARES GEAR DOESN'T NEED YOU GUNKING IT UP!

[Mad seems to be chasing off Mechanics from his machine.]

It'll fix itself so just go unfuck someone else's goddamn mech!

[Seriously, someone needs to teach this guy how to show respect.]

_{(OoC: Mad vs MarKus. Swear off. Go!)}

3) [ACTION]

[Mad is now in the gym, working out hard. From what you can tell while he's not ripped, he's certainly doing his best to make his way there from what toning you can see. He's either lifting weights, running as fast as he can on a treadmill or roughing up the punching bag with a series of vicious punches.]

[Comment? Tell him he's doing something wrong?]

4) [ACTION]

[Mad is lurking in the kitchen. Specifically where what's left of the cake is stored. He's looking around in a shifty and most definitely nervous manner as he digs around.]

Fucking girly cake... why the fuck does it have to taste so good- FUCK!

[And he noticed you.]

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[Prometheus has a photo camera. Hey look, he's taking a picture now!]

[Congrats Prommy, Mad drops the plate of stolen cake and is now charging after you.]

YOU GODDAMN TIN PLATED TINY FUCKER! GET OVER HERE!

[See Mad Prommy? RUN PROMMY RUN!]

It's the prank caller... I am surprised you're still alive.

The fuck's that supposed to mean!? Course I'm still alive! I'm a fucking hero!

[Him? A hero? HA!]

[Commence a wild escape towards the ventillation shafts! If Prometheus could, he'd start singing "trolololo" now.]

NO YOU FUCKING DON'T YOU LITTLE BASTARD!

[And Mad takes a running leap at you! WHAT IS YOUR DODGE PERCENTAGE?!]

Your left hook leaves something to be desired.

[When the hell did Ciel get there? She seems to have been watching for a while, and from the expression on her face, she finds his workout to be far more amusing than impressive.]

You have little form and no grace. You put too much movement into your punches. And I haven't seen a single kick from you this entire time.

..The fuck...What the fucking hell would YOU know about fighting?! And I don't need any fucking grace!!!

[At this Mad promptly punches the bag as hard as he can. Which was pretty hard.]

Listen you white haired bi-

[WHAM!]

GWAAH!

[And now Mad was on the ground. Owned by the very bag he struck.]

[There's a girly-looking blond fellow running next to Mad. He seems to be keeping pace just fine.]

[Note that Mad was now putting up the speed even FASTER. No way he was going to let some girly punk be better than him!]

[Charles...keeps his set where it is. Sure, he's not running as fast as Mad, but he's not going to be slowing down anytime soon.]

[That guy again, just as she was trying to get a slice of cake herself.]

If you're afraid of your masculinity getting hurt by the cake, just get a slice of the chocolate layer. I've never heard anybody feel emasculated by that before.

Strong words... acting cocky, trying to establish dominance - is what a newcomer to a herd does. An animal herd. Humans do not need such attitudes.

So rash.

[Ciel stalks across to where the bag is still swinging, and steadies it with the tips of her fingers. Once it's no longer swinging around like a pendulum, she looks down at the floored blonde.]

Now if you'd been smart, you would have followed that punch with a knee on the backswing. Very useful habit to get into, it stops momentum and is quite the bone breaker. Plus, it leaves you far less open than the punch by itself would.

What's wrong, brat? Afraid girls got cooties? Get used to it - most of the women here could probably send you running back to your mommy.

And I'm being generous.

Another thing - you better tone down that attitude of yours. Just be lucky Hayato isn't here - I'd love to see him put you in your place with that mouth of yours.

...Out of everything on this ship, that's what surprises you?

[Laura doesn't even look offended or angry, just nonplussed. It seems Mad is too bizarre to actually register as insulting.]

[ Even though Hoshi was ordered to take it easy due to her burns, she's still raring to go. Did you expect the chef to be that toned? No? Well, she is.

Every so often, she's lifting weights and switching it up with going on the cycles. When she's lifting weights, there's a jingle that comes from the bracelet on her wrist that never comes off. Behind her shirt, too, she has a pair of dog tags just in case. ]

You're gonna wear yourself out if you go that fast.

I...What?

[Was seriously fucking confused here. Ryouma over here is manly as fuck and here he was saying that the women on board were pretty tough. The confusion was palpable.]

You're fucking kidding me right? This is some kind of joke?

YES! Women aren't supposed to be soldiers or fighters! They just fucking can't!

[It sounds like there was genuine shock in his voice like someone's perceptions being smashed apart with a claw hammer.]

I just- they always need someone to fucking rescue 'em or end up getting into trouble or something!... It just goes against every goddamn fucking thing everything I know!

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[Okay now that's insulting. ...But still at least equal parts bizarre.]

Do you know any women?

Huh-

[And then Mad got a proper look at Hoshi, stopped, ended up getting sent flying off the treadmill and crashed into something.]

ARGH! FUCKING-HELL! OW! FUCK! ARGH!

[ And like that, Hoshi immediately gets off of the machine she's on and goes over to help Mad up. ]

Are you okay?!

I met a few... knew a few...

[Mad rubs the side of his face, probably a phantom pain of being slapped several times. Or punched.]

But it's gotta be true... fuck... it just has to

[Mad's saying the last part as if more to convince himself.]

[And Mad was now sputtering.]

Chocolate's girl food..

[Note that he was muttering that and looking humiliated.]

Seriously fuck... the entire cake looks fruity.

Why?

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