Because he's a Hero / Infinite Pride

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

_{(OoC: Standard Mad warnings apply)}


1) [VIDEO]

Alright you fucks! Since we make a pretty good team MAYBE I'll stick around a bit longer. I've got some people to look for and traveling around with you should make it a hell of a lot easier for me.

[He folds his arms and now has a discomforted look, struggling to say something before just spitting it out..]

Just one fucking thing.. someone mind telling me why the hell there's so many women on board fighting?!

[He honest to god looks completely freaked out by it. Like someone decided to blend a metroid and an invader together to see what happens.]

2) [ACTION]

HEY YOU FUCKS! BACK OFF! THE ARES GEAR DOESN'T NEED YOU GUNKING IT UP!

[Mad seems to be chasing off Mechanics from his machine.]

It'll fix itself so just go unfuck someone else's goddamn mech!

[Seriously, someone needs to teach this guy how to show respect.]

_{(OoC: Mad vs MarKus. Swear off. Go!)}

3) [ACTION]

[Mad is now in the gym, working out hard. From what you can tell while he's not ripped, he's certainly doing his best to make his way there from what toning you can see. He's either lifting weights, running as fast as he can on a treadmill or roughing up the punching bag with a series of vicious punches.]

[Comment? Tell him he's doing something wrong?]

4) [ACTION]

[Mad is lurking in the kitchen. Specifically where what's left of the cake is stored. He's looking around in a shifty and most definitely nervous manner as he digs around.]

Fucking girly cake... why the fuck does it have to taste so good- FUCK!

[And he noticed you.]

Comments

4

[saikyocivrobo]

[Prometheus has a photo camera. Hey look, he's taking a picture now!]

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

[Congrats Prommy, Mad drops the plate of stolen cake and is now charging after you.]

YOU GODDAMN TIN PLATED TINY FUCKER! GET OVER HERE!

[See Mad Prommy? RUN PROMMY RUN!]

1

[emorangerblack.livejournal.com]

It's the prank caller... I am surprised you're still alive.

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

The fuck's that supposed to mean!? Course I'm still alive! I'm a fucking hero!

[Him? A hero? HA!]

3

[perfect-frost.livejournal.com]

Your left hook leaves something to be desired.

[When the hell did Ciel get there? She seems to have been watching for a while, and from the expression on her face, she finds his workout to be far more amusing than impressive.]

You have little form and no grace. You put too much movement into your punches. And I haven't seen a single kick from you this entire time.

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

..The fuck...What the fucking hell would YOU know about fighting?! And I don't need any fucking grace!!!

[At this Mad promptly punches the bag as hard as he can. Which was pretty hard.]

Listen you white haired bi-

[WHAM!]

GWAAH!

[And now Mad was on the ground. Owned by the very bag he struck.]

3

[infinite-prince.livejournal.com]

[There's a girly-looking blond fellow running next to Mad. He seems to be keeping pace just fine.]

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

[Note that Mad was now putting up the speed even FASTER. No way he was going to let some girly punk be better than him!]

[a-human-work.livejournal.com]

[That guy again, just as she was trying to get a slice of cake herself.]

If you're afraid of your masculinity getting hurt by the cake, just get a slice of the chocolate layer. I've never heard anybody feel emasculated by that before.

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

[And Mad was now sputtering.]

Chocolate's girl food..

[Note that he was muttering that and looking humiliated.]

Seriously fuck... the entire cake looks fruity.

1

[change-getta-1.livejournal.com]

What's wrong, brat? Afraid girls got cooties? Get used to it - most of the women here could probably send you running back to your mommy.

And I'm being generous.

Another thing - you better tone down that attitude of yours. Just be lucky Hayato isn't here - I'd love to see him put you in your place with that mouth of yours.

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

I...What?

[Was seriously fucking confused here. Ryouma over here is manly as fuck and here he was saying that the women on board were pretty tough. The confusion was palpable.]

You're fucking kidding me right? This is some kind of joke?

1

[emorangerpink]

...Out of everything on this ship, that's what surprises you?

[Laura doesn't even look offended or angry, just nonplussed. It seems Mad is too bizarre to actually register as insulting.]

Re: 1

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

YES! Women aren't supposed to be soldiers or fighters! They just fucking can't!

[It sounds like there was genuine shock in his voice like someone's perceptions being smashed apart with a claw hammer.]

I just- they always need someone to fucking rescue 'em or end up getting into trouble or something!... It just goes against every goddamn fucking thing everything I know!

3

[aheartstrength.livejournal.com]

[ Even though Hoshi was ordered to take it easy due to her burns, she's still raring to go. Did you expect the chef to be that toned? No? Well, she is.

Every so often, she's lifting weights and switching it up with going on the cycles. When she's lifting weights, there's a jingle that comes from the bracelet on her wrist that never comes off. Behind her shirt, too, she has a pair of dog tags just in case. ]

You're gonna wear yourself out if you go that fast.

Re: 3

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

Huh-

[And then Mad got a proper look at Hoshi, stopped, ended up getting sent flying off the treadmill and crashed into something.]

ARGH! FUCKING-HELL! OW! FUCK! ARGH!

1

[an-alpha-wolf.livejournal.com]

[Another deep laugh] More of your freeborn superstition? One's qualifications as a warrior have nothing to do with your sex. My people prize honorable combat above all other pursuits and women make up half our touman.

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

...Okay maybe I can get behind that bit about fighting honorably... but what the fuck do you mean by freeborn and what the hell is a tow-man?

4

[momentoftherose.livejournal.com]

[Oenone Zero, who's smaller than him and despite recent events still rather shy, looks up at him from the onigiri she's making.]

If you don't think the cake is healthy enough...p-perhaps you'd like some of these?

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

Buh- er. Yeah. Fuck cake. I'll go for that stuff!

[And Mad is hastily putting the cake back in the fridge and taking the offered onigiri.]

The heck is this anyway?

2

[sakurasblood.livejournal.com]

[And here have a wrench lobbed in your direction.] Knock it off with the fucking swearing ass.

[And there she goes back under a machine to help fix things.] You're making it hard for me to hear the computer tell me what lines need fixing. If ya don' want a tech to work on your machine learn to do the fucking repairs yourself. Until then, Sit the fuck down and shut the hell up.

Okay repeat the last bit you wanted me to check out. [There's silence a moment] Ah, there's the broken line.

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

FUCK YOU!

[Mad chucks the offending wrench back at your general direction!.]

Don't you chuck shit at me grease monkey!

1

[mecha_eihwaz]

You won't make many friends here if you keep acting like this, you know.

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

Well tough!

[Mad seemed to flinch at first from the comment... but then snapped back into his usual disrespectful scowl.]

1

[sunshine_maiden]

Because all the manly men went to the military, to become soldiers, with all the honor that has attached to it. Because we got tired of sitting back and letting someone else do our jobs. Because we have unique talents and machines that make us suited to piloting against foes that nobody else can.

For myself... because I sleep better knowing that I'm fighting to help people. All this scares me to death sometimes. But it's what I want to do.

I saw your original message, Maddox Caine. [The redhead's voice drips with disdain.] I am not a hero. Someone wants to call me one, that's their right. But I just want to help people. Would you take that away from me?

[brokenaesop.livejournal.com]

I-Wha- it-No...NO!

[At this Mad actually seemed downright HORRIFIED. Something must have struck a chord in him with that speech Sora because seriously. The look on his face is full of GOD WTF!?]

Shit- No-just. FUCK! Forget it!

[Mad does an about face and makes to storm off.]