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srwug_alpha_rp2013-02-25 11:20 am
inneedofasmoke) wrote in srwug_alpha_rp2013-02-25 11:20 am
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What the-
[1]
[People have been wondering why random bits of clothing have been going missing, bits of non-essential machinery vanished and meat supplies from the kitchen have absconded.]
[It may also tie into the mystery of why Elena may have been coated with blood too.]
[One may wonder if Luger has anything to do with it because he seems to be VERY happy for some reason.]
[2]
[Its some isolated part of the Chalice... and you smell cooking meat.]
[When you investigate, you'll find a hideous person shaped thing made up of sewn up steaks, sausages, mincemeat and other such things, shoved into badly sewn together clothes. Electricity is arcing off of several electrodes randomly jammed throughout its body. When you notice the disproportionately large and sack-like protrusion between the Meat-Man's legs, you honest to god only have one person in mind when you try to figure out who did this.]
[You would also notice that 'Meat Man' also has a dyed yellow mop on its head and a pair of retro sunglasses over where its eyes would roughly be. There's also a sign on its neck that reads...]
[Oh you can't be serious.]
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Live! Live my creation! LIVE! DICK PENTAGON! Mein Child!
[3]
[Everyone. Luger seems to have packed up his possessions and is getting his Leo onto a shuttle. Something is up. very up.]
I'm leaving. I had a conversation with someone on board and I'm thinking maybe its time I did something to deal with the infection.
I'll be meeting up with some of Herr Doktor Zoldark's people and giving them everything I know.
Maybe we'll meet again Ja?
[Luger is leaving.... Party time?]
[People have been wondering why random bits of clothing have been going missing, bits of non-essential machinery vanished and meat supplies from the kitchen have absconded.]
[It may also tie into the mystery of why Elena may have been coated with blood too.]
[One may wonder if Luger has anything to do with it because he seems to be VERY happy for some reason.]
[2]
[Its some isolated part of the Chalice... and you smell cooking meat.]
[When you investigate, you'll find a hideous person shaped thing made up of sewn up steaks, sausages, mincemeat and other such things, shoved into badly sewn together clothes. Electricity is arcing off of several electrodes randomly jammed throughout its body. When you notice the disproportionately large and sack-like protrusion between the Meat-Man's legs, you honest to god only have one person in mind when you try to figure out who did this.]
[You would also notice that 'Meat Man' also has a dyed yellow mop on its head and a pair of retro sunglasses over where its eyes would roughly be. There's also a sign on its neck that reads...]
[Oh you can't be serious.]
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Live! Live my creation! LIVE! DICK PENTAGON! Mein Child!
[3]
[Everyone. Luger seems to have packed up his possessions and is getting his Leo onto a shuttle. Something is up. very up.]
I'm leaving. I had a conversation with someone on board and I'm thinking maybe its time I did something to deal with the infection.
I'll be meeting up with some of Herr Doktor Zoldark's people and giving them everything I know.
Maybe we'll meet again Ja?
[Luger is leaving.... Party time?]
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If I play my cards right I can have him walk out of nowhere, make a speech and put an army between me and the infection!
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You're insane.
... More than I thought, at any rate.
[... Does not have kind words for this scheme. Tatsumiya Island's response to the Festum wasn't amazing, but it was at least more sensible than Luger's solution to the Infection.]
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[He seems to deadpan it. After all, when you consider his position... yeah.]
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Hmph.... But.... maybe...
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[He's taking the idea of working for a cure seriously, so huzzah. Maybe Luger just needed a nudge in the right direction!]
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[He seemed to be greatly considering it.]
But I still think my idea's go-
[There's a loud whistling noise... before a sharp BANG rang out - meat goes flying everywhere! Luger in particular gets hit by a T-bone to the side of his head. He has a distinctly pained expression from the sheer heat of the meat and carefully pulls if off his head.]
Okay. You know what? I'll go see what I can do to get that verdamnt cure.