What the-

[inneedofasmoke]

[1]

[People have been wondering why random bits of clothing have been going missing, bits of non-essential machinery vanished and meat supplies from the kitchen have absconded.]

[It may also tie into the mystery of why Elena may have been coated with blood too.]

[One may wonder if Luger has anything to do with it because he seems to be VERY happy for some reason.]

[2]

[Its some isolated part of the Chalice... and you smell cooking meat.]

[When you investigate, you'll find a hideous person shaped thing made up of sewn up steaks, sausages, mincemeat and other such things, shoved into badly sewn together clothes. Electricity is arcing off of several electrodes randomly jammed throughout its body. When you notice the disproportionately large and sack-like protrusion between the Meat-Man's legs, you honest to god only have one person in mind when you try to figure out who did this.]

[You would also notice that 'Meat Man' also has a dyed yellow mop on its head and a pair of retro sunglasses over where its eyes would roughly be. There's also a sign on its neck that reads...]

[Oh you can't be serious.]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Live! Live my creation! LIVE! DICK PENTAGON! Mein Child!

[3]

[Everyone. Luger seems to have packed up his possessions and is getting his Leo onto a shuttle. Something is up. very up.]

I'm leaving. I had a conversation with someone on board and I'm thinking maybe its time I did something to deal with the infection.

I'll be meeting up with some of Herr Doktor Zoldark's people and giving them everything I know.

Maybe we'll meet again Ja?

[Luger is leaving.... Party time?]

Comments

[inneedofasmoke]

I expect a great many things Herr Wolf. I just need to get the last few preparations underway.

This conversation is all in German

[saikyocivrobo]

I'm a man of science and as much as I'd like to see you become a modern Victor Frankenstein, I'm afraid the more likely outcome is that the local hobo population finds your [cough] Dick Pentagon by his smell of burning meat, and eats him.

Re: This conversation is all in German

[inneedofasmoke]

Bah, by the time that happens he'll be able to throw them across rooms.

[He pauses, pulling a knife and literally sculpting at the thing's jaw a little.]

[saikyocivrobo]

I'm not sure how to break it to you, but you won't make a steak move just by zapping it with electicity.

[inneedofasmoke]

Of course I can! Hold on...

[He pulls out a cattleprod off a makeshift side table and jabs it into Dick's arm. There's a loud crack as the arm literally jumped. Of course any sane man would realise it might have been a release of a steam buildup from the meat.]

[saikyocivrobo]

Ooookay.

Make sure your meat boy is still in edible condition when you're done playing with him, okay? It'd be a pity, wasting so much food.

[inneedofasmoke]

It would be a pity... of course if anyone would want to eat him after I'm done...