What the-

[inneedofasmoke]

[1]

[People have been wondering why random bits of clothing have been going missing, bits of non-essential machinery vanished and meat supplies from the kitchen have absconded.]

[It may also tie into the mystery of why Elena may have been coated with blood too.]

[One may wonder if Luger has anything to do with it because he seems to be VERY happy for some reason.]

[2]

[Its some isolated part of the Chalice... and you smell cooking meat.]

[When you investigate, you'll find a hideous person shaped thing made up of sewn up steaks, sausages, mincemeat and other such things, shoved into badly sewn together clothes. Electricity is arcing off of several electrodes randomly jammed throughout its body. When you notice the disproportionately large and sack-like protrusion between the Meat-Man's legs, you honest to god only have one person in mind when you try to figure out who did this.]

[You would also notice that 'Meat Man' also has a dyed yellow mop on its head and a pair of retro sunglasses over where its eyes would roughly be. There's also a sign on its neck that reads...]

[Oh you can't be serious.]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Live! Live my creation! LIVE! DICK PENTAGON! Mein Child!

[3]

[Everyone. Luger seems to have packed up his possessions and is getting his Leo onto a shuttle. Something is up. very up.]

I'm leaving. I had a conversation with someone on board and I'm thinking maybe its time I did something to deal with the infection.

I'll be meeting up with some of Herr Doktor Zoldark's people and giving them everything I know.

Maybe we'll meet again Ja?

[Luger is leaving.... Party time?]

Comments

[inneedofasmoke]

If its been able to keep those voices out of my head for days?

ja!

I do!

1/2 Prompt one end!

[leftjoker]

['It keeps those awful things out of his head?!'] That's great, Luger! I can't wait to see the finished product! I'm sure it's going to be inspired!

2/2 PROMPT TWO: READY? FIGHT!

[leftjoker]

['Well it's certainly inspired by something!'] OH GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS IT!? [Cue flailing and falling into table!]

[inneedofasmoke]

Sometimes when a man can't have a son, he has to get creative! Like the great genius Doktor Frankenstien I have decided to MAKE something!

[He cackles with glee... also Shou... That meat? Though its still raw in a majority.... somehow its hot. REALLY HOT. You think you can hear gurgling and bubbling... and blasts of steam leave the man shaped meat-thing at irregular intervals!]

... And as an added touch, in the event we need a charsimatic face! We have one here!

[leftjoker]

[So what does he comment on? The Heat? The Steam? The fact it's made out of meat?]

While I'm glad you don't associate Frankenstein's name with his monster- [Nope, he's discussing literature choices]-you do realize that pretty much everyone in the book hated the monster, Frankenstein included, don't you? What happens if you start irrationally hating your creation of [He really doesn't want to say it] Dick Pentagon?

[inneedofasmoke]

Why would I hate him herr detective? I didn't put all this effort to make something that I'd just end up wanting to set on fire.

[leftjoker]

I'm just saying, the reference might be in bad taste. [Not that it's stopped Luger before.] So, this will become your son, will it?

[inneedofasmoke]

That's the idea!

We both know I can't have kids normally.

[leftjoker]

So that's the goal of this endeavor then, Luger? [How can he fault him for trying to thwart those bastards invading his head?]

How much more will you need to do in order to succeed?

[inneedofasmoke]

... Its ...

[He trails off into incomprehensible German... though some words like 'Pipe Wrench', 'hosing things down' and 'Banana Shoes' seem to slip back into some form of coherent language... though it makes even less sense.]

And I think mein freund I need just a little bit more electricity.