Piraten Möbel

[inneedofasmoke.livejournal.com]

[Ever since the attack on the Chalice by the Space Pirates, Luger had sought out yet another hidey hole. He has now recently come back out into the open with... some grisly looking things.]

Guten Tag Mein Freund!

May I interest you in some furniture?

[Well... its.... well. That would explain why some of the bodies of the Space Pirates were.... missing things. Luger used their corpses to make furniture with after cleaning them up.]

[He's made footstools, chairs, side tables, even a rather creepy looking clock. (Essentially an ordinary clock punched through a pirate's head with fake googly eyes moving back and forth.)]

[Ask him what the bloody hell is wrong with him?]

Comments

[inneedofasmoke.livejournal.com]

Yup! It's going to be a fad-...

Hey... you're a space pirate right?

[Luger's looking creepily at you Zabine.]

Hell no!

[blackguard-x2.livejournal.com]

"I...am a member of the Crossbone Vanguard. I'm not a pirate."

Stickin' to the aristocratic ways.

[inneedofasmoke.livejournal.com]

Weird... you've got an eyepatch, crossbones and such... I figured you'd be a pirate....

Maybe I can use pirate substitutes?

[He's scratching his head now as he's pondering. Zabine you may want to creep away as fast as you can now.]

[blackguard-x2.livejournal.com]

"That's too much of a widespread culture entity. Would that make you a pirate because of your eyepatch? These monsters don't wear one."

Zabine raised his eyebrows.

"Substitute...?"

[inneedofasmoke.livejournal.com]

Yep! If I can't find literal space pirates, I'll need something close to it... I dunno... has to be really single minded. Something people won't think is really 'alive'.

[blackguard-x2.livejournal.com]

"I'm afraid I can't help you there. What you have is enough..."

Zab's eye narrows.

"Or rather...it's too much. Why not even clean this up?"