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srwug_alpha_rp2012-10-26 09:05 pm
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Piraten Möbel
[Ever since the attack on the Chalice by the Space Pirates, Luger had sought out yet another hidey hole. He has now recently come back out into the open with... some grisly looking things.]
Guten Tag Mein Freund!
May I interest you in some furniture?
[Well... its.... well. That would explain why some of the bodies of the Space Pirates were.... missing things. Luger used their corpses to make furniture with after cleaning them up.]
[He's made footstools, chairs, side tables, even a rather creepy looking clock. (Essentially an ordinary clock punched through a pirate's head with fake googly eyes moving back and forth.)]
[Ask him what the bloody hell is wrong with him?]
Guten Tag Mein Freund!
May I interest you in some furniture?
[Well... its.... well. That would explain why some of the bodies of the Space Pirates were.... missing things. Luger used their corpses to make furniture with after cleaning them up.]
[He's made footstools, chairs, side tables, even a rather creepy looking clock. (Essentially an ordinary clock punched through a pirate's head with fake googly eyes moving back and forth.)]
[Ask him what the bloody hell is wrong with him?]