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[People may have noticed over time that Roger basically had two outfits. His US Army uniform, and his blue mechanic jumpsuit.]

[Well, something of an 'incident' had happened in his room, and by the end all his clothes were drenched with brown coffee stains. Including the boxers he was wearing in the laundry room.]

[The were very American boxers. Red white and blue~ (and now brown) Arguably also very french boxers, but whatever.]

[Did I mention that's all he was in? Embarassingly brown stained boxers? At ... at least it was only stained on the front side.]

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WELL IF YOU HAD PANTS THAT FIT ME I'D BORROW THEM. [SNIFFLE]

The only pants I own are those I use for Kendo. They may fit you. Elastic waistband.

... if you would be so kind... [sniffle]

[[She gives a polite bow.]]

I'll excuse myself for a moment then.

[[And she's gone... for a while. But not delaying to embarrass him or anything, her room is just kinda far.

But she's back, and has a pair of blue hakama. It does look like a skirt though...]]

Here you are, sir.

I ... thought you said you had pants.

They are pants.

[[She pulls the legs apart. There is indeed a wide seam that separates each leg. They're just very, very wide.]]

Hakama are pants, and they do not restrict movement of the legs.

They look like clown pants

They're meant for martial arts training.

But that aside, would you prefer the lesser option? No pants at all?

... thank you. [he held out a hand, but looked defeated]

You're very welcome. I expect those washed before being returned. Ironed as well, if you have the time to do so.

Of, of course! A man's always got to return a girl's kerchief washed, so, gosh, pants shouldn't be any different.

[[She bows. Here, have some MORE Japanese thrown at you.]]

I appreciate that. I'll leave you to your clothes then.

[And he returns her clown pants, washed and pressed by the end of the day]

[[And he is promptly thanked.

Again, clown pants are better than none, my American friend!]]

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