can_not_fly: (Sad)
can_not_fly ([personal profile] can_not_fly) wrote in [community profile] srwug_alpha_rp2014-02-27 05:42 pm

Farewells

[Well, time for another goodbye. Pit is there, grabbing everything they're going to be taking with them, trying very hard to keep a stuff upper lip and smile for everyone - and failing. His goddess floats around, noticeably more calm, with a pleasant smile. All's end that ends well, after all.]

It has been a pleasure. You all are the kind of humans you only find once every few millenia.
Well, guys... [Pit's voice fails for a moment] it-it's time for goodbye. Lady Palutena says she doesn't know how long it... it will be until she can open another portal. So it's goodbye for a long time. [Pit clearly has prepared this beforehand. That's not how he usually speaks] It's, it's been really fun, and... I'll miss you all. Please take care, okay?
Oh boo hoo. [And here's Viridi for the mood breaker] It's not like they're all going to die or anything. This is your stupid happy ending you fought so hard for, Pit! At least have the decency to look happy!
Shut up, Viridi! Don't you have any feelings?!
What, for leaving this pack of losers? No way.
Is that why you spent almost all your remaining power to help their planet before we went? It's going to take you centuries to be back in full shape after all those stunts, you know.
SHUT UP!

[Pit manages to laugh a bit through the tears. Still, he probably could do with a goodbye hug or twelve. Want to help?]
saikyocivrobo: (smirk)

[personal profile] saikyocivrobo 2014-02-27 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Few people do. But at least...

[Werter looks around to make sure a certain person is not listening, then whispers to Pit.]

At least we won't have to suffer Viridi anymore. With this final gesture, you're saving so many people on Earth! Or at least sparing them headaches.
goddess_duet: Yeah, sure, humans are totally smart and everything (Viridi Unimpressed)

[personal profile] goddess_duet 2014-02-27 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, Werter...?
Gee, so much for gratefulness. "Thank you for restarting our ecosystems, Viridi" "thank you for saving our butts multiple times, Viridi". Bah! You all can go hang yourselves for all I care!
...yeah, whispering is not really much use to stop a goddess, Werter. Still, she seems in a pretty good mood.
THAT's a good mood?
Werter here still looks humanoid, doesn't he?
...point.
saikyocivrobo: (ominous glasses push)

[personal profile] saikyocivrobo 2014-02-27 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Viridi...

Don't think I forgot how you killed a whole bunch of people, and tried to kill even more. As far as I'm concerned, everything good you did after that is to make up for your past misdeeds.

Also threatening people just because they're mortals and you're divine is both rude and not a smart idea in a company of people who are known for killing evil gods.