The final wan - for real this time

[no_wan_no_life]

[Lan just finished receiving a message from her home planet of La Garite. And for once, she looks really happy.]

A miracle just happened. The flowers of Rin-ne changed trajectories of La Garite and De Metrio - the change is slight, but big enough so they won't impact each other. The solution to the problem came from a most unexpected direction.

Now we can focus on rebuilding relations between the two kingdoms. Brother is... in no condition to do anything like that at the moment. Someone has to take his place. So...



I'm afraid... this is goodbye.

I am sorry that I have to leave Earth behind while there are still so many problems that need to be fixed. But I will not be far away! If you ever need me for anything, I will return as fast as I can. And La Garite ships are really fast!

I promise.

Comments

[orewagundamda]

I look forward to when we meet again, Fin E Ld Si Laffinty [Seriously, does he practice that shit in a mirror or something?]

[wait, why is he extending his arm... is he... attempting a handshake?!]

[no_wan_no_life]

May it happen soon, Setsuna F. Seiei. Wan.

[Lan makes that faux paw gesture, but quickly lowers her hand for the handshake.]

[orewagundamda]

[They grasp and shake...]

[There's a problem though.]

When do I stop? [... at least he's trying.]

[no_wan_no_life]

Ah.

I think you can let off my hand now.

[orewagundamda]

Ah.

Right. [He let's go after a period of more awkward handshaking.]

Your brother, will he be alright?

[no_wan_no_life]

Thank you.

Yes. I know it was unusual, what happened to him... But I think he actually wanted it.

He wished in Rin-ne for some way to make up for what he did. So this is what happened. He doesn't remember anything for the last few years, so it is like if he was starting all over.

[rolla_up]

It was an honor working beside you all.
Take care of yourself.

[no_wan_no_life]

Likewise to you - please make sure Kamogawa and the rest of the Earth stay safe.

[rolla_up]

I'll be sure to.

[no_wan_no_life]

When this is over, please visit La Garite. It will be like an official royal vacation, that White Chalice really deserves.

[rolla_up]

Alright. I'll be sure to bring Sochie and Kihel along. Maybe Dianna and Harry will have time off to spend too.

[no_wan_no_life]

Wan!

[not_the_deer]

Make sure to keep good care of your diary, okay?

[no_wan_no_life]

Of course I will! I will take care of my diary, and the rest of the nation just as well!

[not_the_deer]

Does that mean you're the queen now? Talk about a promotion.

[no_wan_no_life]

Umm, I did not look at it that way, but I think you are technically correct...

[not_the_deer]

Are you worried?

[no_wan_no_life]

Worried? No, no. This is something I was raised to do.

I just did not expect it to come so fast.

[not_the_deer]

Good luck with that, then!

By the way, I have a letter for you from someone. Wanna read it?

[no_wan_no_life]

A letter? Who might it be from?

[not_the_deer]

It's from a certain tiny robot. Do you know him?

[Closed letter, handed over.]

[no_wan_no_life]

A tiny robot?

...

[Lan grabs the letter and opens it. Let's get this over with.]

[saikyocivrobo]

[The letter simply reads "BEHIND YOU".]

[no_wan_no_life]

Aaaah?!

[Instant cowering.]

[saikyocivrobo]

[What's behind? At some point in the distance, Prometheus is waving a flag vigorously. The flag has a simple drawing of a barking dog on it.

He seems to be extremely satisfied in himself.]

[no_wan_no_life]

You planned this all from the start, didn't you?

[Lan looks ready to give chase after the mischevious robot.]

[saikyocivrobo]

[Nod. And then run away quickly!]

[not_the_deer]

Hey!

[Tobia most likely will have to yell this, if Lan chases after Prommy.]

Stay safe, okay? Good luck!

[no_wan_no_life]

Thank you very much.

[Lan chases not. She is content with having Prometheus flee - in the end, it was the robot who got tricked.]

[curse_u_reflexes]

Don't worry! You might not even have to do that. Humanity's starting to get back into the deep space exploration stuff so maybe we could go and visit you!

[no_wan_no_life]

Oh, that's correct, isn't it.

Either way, in the name of La Garite and other nations of the Polyhedron, I invite people of Earth for a visit.

Hmm, did this sound official enough, I wonder.