Halloween hijinks!

[2hell_weride]

[MarKus did NOT watch the news recently! Rather, he went ahead and finished up his project. That THING he went to get a scrap mobile suit for.

In the hangar is still a roped-off area, but now filled with lots of metal walls, and a few other cloth odds and ends. Standing at the entrance is MarKus in an old, OLLLLLLDDD outfit; his Kamen Rider Technica getup.]]

FIIIINALLY! Within these walls are a maze of horrors! Can you escape the most feared, frightening sights you've ever seen in your lives! Only open for today! The White Chalice Hall of Cosmic Horrors! (no association with any Lovecraftian mythos) [[And yes he sure did say that last bit too!]]

Comments

[2000_skills]

[unfortunately loran isn't here with to see what he's helped with but you can have a Kuuga]

I could go for some non-Cthulhu based horror.

[2hell_weride]

Okay! Let's make sure you're not carrying any weapons. Please do not punch the actors regardless of anything, they are not allowed to touch you, nor you they.

[[He trusts Yuusuke though so, it's not like he needs to be checked.]] Remember.... NO hitting them. [[With an affirmed nod, he's ushered in by himself.[[

The green arrows will show the way.

[2000_skills]

Come on, I'm not gonna punch anybody.

[Will make his way in, follow dem arrows]

[2hell_weride]

[[You'd better not! After all, you'd be inclined to! However the green arrows are sort of a lie... because at an intersection they point both ways, left and right.

Soon, right becomes less an option as an Undead comes shambling down the hall!]]

[2000_skills]

[...wait how do Undeads- let me just avoid that, too spooky]

[2hell_weride]

[[Good call! Now have fun navigating a maze of lying green arrows that either lead you into another undead, or promptly chased by one since you picked the right way!

He planned this well, didn't he?]]

[2000_skills]

[You know, I did promise I wouldn't punch one, but nobody said anything about leap frogging over them when they run at me. Later- I'm gonna do where the arrows aren't pointing]

[2hell_weride]

[[Then you're going to run into dead ends. The arrows serve two purposes, to point the right way, or point to a monster that will chase you the right way. Now you have to hope over an Undead... AGAIN!

At the least, they're not being violent, just menacing.]]

[2000_skills]

[Okay- I can jump over them again, PARKOUR]

[2hell_weride]

[[Yes, yes you can! There are no rules against it!

But hey, having to evade them instead of punching faces is a bit harder, isn't it? Probably not as scary as it's meant to be for others though.

[wardeninexile]

Ranna is standing at the entrance, with a rather simple question as she looks over the area.

"What are cosmic horrors?"

[2hell_weride]

You know... Hmm, maybe not. They're alien creatures from a series of books. Basically the idea is that even looking at them will drive you utterly insane to the point that you're a babbling mess.

Those things are not here, but like... cosmic being 'inclusive' and horrors being the whole theme of the Earth holiday of Halloween.

[wardeninexile]

"Ah yes. Some planets of the Inner Sphere do celebrate that."

"So in this series of books, why does merely looking at them causes insanity?"

[2hell_weride]

[[MarKus shrugs.]]

Fuck if I know. I've never read them. Way too long and boring for me.

[wardeninexile]

"Hmmm," Ranna ponders on that a bit more, before heading in, following the path.

[2hell_weride]

[[This may be less effective against a Clanner, but as he said, follow the green arrows. Some paths have orange ones that glow, and they go to obvious dead ends, but sometimes green arrows go both ways... and be damned if one of those ways doesn't walk her into a monster!


And this is why he does a weapon check!]]

[hobo_lantern]

Ooh, interesting. What is this?

[2hell_weride]

Clearly... clearly a Haunted House, Herb.

[[Oh, the alliteration!]]

[hobo_lantern]

You mean those thing with ghosts, vampires, and all that usual suspects? But with you, I think this can't be a normal haunted house, right?

[2hell_weride]

Now why would you ever think that about me?