ICE, ICEbreakers, and you!

[girlfriend_dot_exe]

1.[You're walking somewhere alone, when the CGI form of Alice chooses to bother you from a nearby computer terminal.]

Hey! Hey! Guess what, guess what, guess what!

2.[There are, of course, missions against AI opponents for the various mecha simulation things. But today, there's a new one! And while normally they have an Easy to Very Hard ranking, this one is in a class all by itself.

-Endgame-
Difficulty: Lunatic
Terrain: ???
Opponents: ???
Summary: Defeat the Red Queen.]


(The bottom battle will just be for extreme cool things, and will change every time someone tries it.)

Comments

[saikyocivrobo]

Why does that sound vaguely ominous?

[girlfriend_dot_exe]

Ominious? But...but you humans look into that sort of thing all the time!

You're just some kind of...some kind of...cyberhater!

[saikyocivrobo]

Hey now, I'd say the same thing even if you were a human. I'm an equal opportunity snarker.

[girlfriend_dot_exe]

[She's just gonna stick her tongue out at you.]

Bleeeeeeeh!

[saikyocivrobo]

You should talk to Prometheus, I'm sure you'd get along just great. He's an AI as well, and equally mature.

[girlfriend_dot_exe]

[Stiiiiink eeeeeeye.]

I know who Prometheus is, thank you very much.

[saikyocivrobo]

Oh.

[Cough.] So, what was the thing you wanted to tell me about at first?

[girlfriend_dot_exe]

...I forgot.

Say, which of these two kittens do you think is cuter?

[She holds up two virtual cats, one black, one orange.]

[saikyocivrobo]

Similar attention span too...

[Werter takes a closer look at the kittens. There's a momentarily glint on his glasses.]

The black one, without a doubt.

[girlfriend_dot_exe]

Great! Thank you for your contribution to science!

[saikyocivrobo]

The science of kitten likability.

Something tells me Herb would like this field.