http://of-10-faces.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] of-10-faces.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] srwug_alpha_rp2011-06-24 11:44 pm

*Breaks the 4th Wall To Get In*

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[For most people who are passing by in the Chalice's halls, one would be surprised to see that suddenly, one of the walls began to ripple as it became the color of quicksilver. Spreading out, it soon passed across the ships halls until finally, a young man stood there dressed in black and magenta. A magenta camera hung around his neck as well.]



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[A few hours later, Tsukasa Kadoya is wandering the halls, taking pictures of everything in sight. Fortunately for his sake, he had a place to develop them, and a good supply of film as well. So he's in your grill, taking pictures without asking as in his wont.]

[identity profile] guardian-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hand between camera and face]

[Other hand between camera and other parts]

What are you doing?

[identity profile] guardian-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-06-26 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I am no such thing. Now stop that.

[identity profile] guardian-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-06-26 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not that either. And just who are you?

[identity profile] guardian-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-06-26 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
I told you to stop that.

...where exactly did you arrive from?

I think Steam explained this to me, bear with me.

[identity profile] guardian-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-06-26 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen the "documentaries". Given how commercialized those were, you're not really discrediting my theme park theory.

[identity profile] guardian-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-06-27 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
I spent a good deal of the last six years or so in space, so I can't say I've ever seen a Kamen Rider in person; just what was on television.

[identity profile] guardian-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-06-27 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
It's a lot like Earth. Not even more likely to kill you nowadays.

And that's a heck of a business card there.

[identity profile] guardian-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-06-27 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
If you look outside at this lovely blasted wasteland, you'll see on your left, right, and all around you what most of the planet's land surface looks like right now.

[identity profile] guardian-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-06-27 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I was still very young when it actually happened, but it all started with an asteroid on an impact course with Earth. First people fought bitterly over how to deal with it, then the method they decided on only made things worse. The ensuing destruction and wars wiped out more than half of humanity, all told.

Are you seriously from another dimension?

[identity profile] guardian-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-06-27 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, being able to ask for the history of the Second Impact with a straight face at your age is proof enough for me. I know better than to outright disbelieve anything these days.

[identity profile] guardian-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-06-27 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I did get hired to be an instructor, so...why not.

[identity profile] guardian-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-06-27 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Mecha combat and tactics. I'm supposed to teach that as a service in return for room and board.