A hero's 'peace'/ Domesticity is not Mad's 'thing'

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

[After slowly accepting that she could be both a girl and a hero, Mad was slowly coming to grips with her feminity. Sure she would still flinch at the sight of the PreDesu's Holographic AIs but she was getting better... more or less. Such as it was she decided to try her hand at the things she decried as 'girly'... however: ]



1) [KITCHEN]

[The Kitchen was in shambles. Food somehow was all over the place, the microwave exploded from the inside out, thankfully there was still functional equipment all around - despite the horrific mess. There were even utensils sticking out of the ceiling - and don't even get started on what was supposed to be FOOD that was being prepared. Some of Tsukasa's kitchen slaves were probably arming up to shoot at it because the gelatinous mess looked like it moved!]

... Uh... I can fix this!.... I think....

2) [CLEANING - KITCHEN]

[Unfortunately being relagated to dish-washing duty in fear of her destroying other things didn't help at all. The dishwasher was overloaded and was now partially flooding the washing station. Mad was curled up on a nearby metal table in fear.]

FUCK! THE FAUCET BROKE! I SWEAR IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!

3) [CLEANING - ANIMALS]

[Mad was now running away screaming from a pack of playful dire wolf puppies after attempting to bathe them. She should have thought things through carefully before attemping to clean them all at once.]

4) [CLEANING - LAUNDRY]

[It seems that Mad just has problems with water. As the washing machine she used exploded in a torrent of soapy water and sent laundry everywhere like a raging volcano. Mad was just standing there in shock like a soapy pillar - disbelieving of what just happened.]

What...

5) [SOWING AND CLOTHES REPAIR]

[Someone would find a sewing kit flung through the air and somehow landing perfectly into a bin. Mad was looking petulant and unhappy... and she was sucking on one of her fingers - one of many that looked red and pricked repeatedly.]

6) [DEFEAT]

I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!!!

[Mad was now smacking her head into her pillow in frustration. Someone care to bother her?]

Comments

[sunshine_maiden]

[@5: Sora manages to walk in on this scene and suppresses a giggle, walking over to Mad with a grin.] So you've got issues with this too? I can't sew to save my life, as I found out a little while back.

[Mad may just catch POTPOURRI flying off at a whispered request from its master.]

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

[Mad looked flustered and grumbled softly... admittedly she flinched pretty hard at the sight of POTPOURRI. There was a sigh of relief when it left though.]

Yeah... well... I was hoping maybe it could be something I could get right for once... I can't get anything done right today...

[At this she scowled and just buried her face in her palms out of frustration.]

[sunshine_maiden]

Hey, it's all right. Nobody's good at everything. And besides, it's not like you had an excuse to work on this much. I don't think anyone will hold it against you. I sure won't.

Aside from what you've been doing today, what were your hobbies before this?

6

[kamogawa-maru.livejournal.com]

[Have a visiting Madoka Mad.]

It was your first time doing those things Maddy. Don't get so down on yourself.

[This coming from the person running around taking any request.]

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

[Which earned and agitated whine not unlike the Pups she was chased by earlier in the day.]

But I did so fucking BADLY!!

[There was a momentary pause before she gave Madoka a sidelong glare.]

And DON'T call me Maddy...

[This came out as a tired hiss... she really didn't like that nickname.]

6

[no_wan_no_life]

[This trail of domestic destruction is not a sight totally unfamiliar to Lan. Only for once she is not the cause.]

Is everything alright?

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

No. Everything's not. Tried to see if I could do anything other than smash shit... and I sucked worse at it than I do at fighting...

[A low and exasperated groan.]

Seriously. Nobody can fuck up as much as I did at this...

[aceshighsword.livejournal.com]

[[This is the crack of a shinai hitting the floor.

This is also your first encounter with the Major... isn't it?]]

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

GAH-WHATTHEFUC-

[Mad snaps straight to attention, looking right at the pantless Major in shock.]

Who-what-...where the hell are your pants?!

_{(Ooc: Uh...Which prompt?)}

4

[can_not_fly]

[And while Mad is there staring, Pit is on top of the stream trying to contain the soapy volcano coming out with his hands before the whole room is flooded to add to the disaster]

ARGHBLARGH [And he's taking a spray of water to the face too] Don't stand there! We have to stop the water flow! Get me a wrench or somethi-ARGH! [And a pressurized stream escapes through his fingers and hits him squarely in the eye. Ouch.]

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

WRENCH! RIGHT! RIGHT!

[Mad dashes away to get a tool box, leaving trails of soap behind her. When she returns she pulls out the WRONG sort of wrench for the situation and makes thing worse. HOW? BY HITTING THE MACHINE REPEATEDLY!]

6

[minorbeat]

(Momo looks at Mad in concern. Seems that the still messed up Momo is more worried about Mad's yelling than her own health.)

Mad? What's wrong?

Re: 6

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

Uuugh

I just tried to do a lot of the stuff I spent years shoving off because I thought it was girly...

[Mad sighs and gives Momo a rather sad look.]

Worked as well as you think

2

[bottleofgundam.livejournal.com]

Not agai-

...What the hell did you do?

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

I just tried to clean the plates faster! Then the faucet snapped off when I was working!

[Case in point one of her flailing hands was still holding it.]

3

[an-alpha-wolf.livejournal.com]

[The dire wolves are followed by Resnick and several Clan scientists, who are running after them.]

Why did you try to bathe them all at once?!

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

I THOUGHT IT'D BE EASIER!!!

[Mad. Always ending up biting off more than she can chew.]

1

[reach-for-self.livejournal.com]

I think that... thing just ate the plate it was on.

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

[Mad grabs a spatula that had evaded destruction and slapped at the 'Thing.'... it yanked it out of her hand and held it out as a weapon.]

Oh FUCK!!

[It leapt off the table and was now menacing the ankles of all present.]

2

[darknight-ren.livejournal.com]

[Without a word, Ren walked over with a pair of mops. One, he kept in his hands. The other, he held out to Mad.]

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

[Mad sheepishly takes the mop... and looks a little nervous.]

So...uh... how does this thing work?

[KITCHEN]

[aceshighsniper.livejournal.com]

[Damn right she is. The only reason Lynette Bishop does not have her rifle set on her shoulder against the culinary abomination is because she has yet to know what the fuck just happened.]

I... I think we better keep our priorities straight...

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

Like what- OHGODITMOVEDAGAIN!

[And so it did! It was wiggling wildly before it threw itself onto the floor and formed several makeshift limbs to drag the rest of its mass away.]

HOW THE FUCK DOES CANNED SOUP DO THAT?!?!

[Canned.... soup. WHAT THE HELL!?]

2

[tsunpirate]

I'm drowning! Help!

[aesopunbroken.livejournal.com]

OH FUCK!!

[Mad was now grabbing a ladle and attempting to use it to pull the Servbot closer to her!]

Stop squirming! I almost got you!