Green Beer

[aceshighmach]

1. [It was Shirley's day off and she was at Herb's makeshift bar. In her hands was a large green colored drink and she was sipping from it with a wide giddy smile on her face.]


2. [It was several hours later and Shirley was TANKED. She's giggling as she's stumbling through the hallways on a nice weaving path towards the room. Help her out?]

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[aceshighmach]

Shirley giggled as she leaned on the wall. "Ah could go fer another pint or two," she slurred out, stumbling towards Lynne and throwing an arm around her shoulder.

"Ah think there's a lot you an' I could do while havin' a good time!"

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"I-I am not a good drinker, Shirley. I get drunk too easily, and I don't trust myself when I get drunk..."

Meaning, she turns patriotic and determined to get people as drunk as her.

"B-But if you need help--"

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"Ah that would be greaaaaaat," slurred Shirley. "Iffa can get me to mah room before shakamoto finds me..."

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"I'll do my best, but please don't make a lot of noise so she doesn't find you."

She dodges the 'us'. Though Sakamoto would really have no right to criticize Shirley if she ever gets drunk.

Lynette struggles a little to move her.

"You are heavy, Shirley..."

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"Shure, ah can do that. S'not like ah'm gonna whistle dixie on the way back, right?" She leaned against Lynette, giggling.

"Ah ah ain't that heavy~"

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She stops dragging Shirley for a moment to hold herself and whimper. Lynette cannot help but disagree with the overly endowed redhead.

"You are bigger than I am... Or maybe I'm just small..."

Lynette makes the titanic labor of moving one foot after another. Fat ass.

[aceshighmach]

OI. Still, Shirley COULD stand to lose a few pounds. She was eating too much recently.

"... whell ah could use a diet..."

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"Or I haven't exercised as much with the time I've spent in the mess quarters..." Permitted by Sakamoto, but still... "At any case, if the Major hears that, she'll make us exercise even more. Even more of a reason to be quiet."

She fares better, in any case, but--

"Where is your room?"

Crap.

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"Ah ish just down this all ah think?" said Shirley, pointing down the hallway. "It should be close by."

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"Thank you, Shirley..."

Drag, drag, drag... Move, move, move. So close. So close! Upon reaching the door, there's also the issue that doors tend to have keys, and Shirley is not sober enough to put a key inside of a lock.

"Um..."

So Lynette looks within her pockets for it.

[aceshighmach]

It's within her front left breast pocket Lynne. That's where you'll find her keycard.

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Lynette hesitates when she spots it.

"Aaah..."

After a second of consideration, she ventures a hand within it to try and pull the thing out while Shirley is too drunk to care, and while MarKus is out of sight to either feel betrayed or approve of this.

She is going to hell.

[aceshighmach]

It comes out easily, although Lynne probably would have copped a bit of a feel tugging it free. But Shirley hardly noticed, so buzzed she was.

[aceshighsniper.livejournal.com]

Oh, a bit of a feel is an understatement. She heard naval women had it rough with breast pockets in their uniforms, but the uniform size given to Shirley is just cruel in Lynette's opinion.

"I'm so sorry for this, Shirley. Please don't tell Sakamoto."

She finally opens the door! She struggles again to move her towards her bed. At least it's one problem that will soon be solved.

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"Ish okay, Lynne. Ya got nice hands an' all~"

Landing on her bed with a little bit of a oomph, she sighed. "Thanksh."

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Lynette shrinks while holding her own hands. MarKus is going to kill her. Or ask her over.

"Don't mention it..." Spoken both as a courtesy and an honest to God 'don't rat us out to our CO and to your lucky boyfriend'. She delicately covers Shirley with the sheets before she puts a glass of water on the table beside her. She's going to need it.

"Sleep well, Shirley."

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"Ah will~!" And Shirley fell over in her bed, sighing. "Yer hands are soft..."

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It's in these moments when Lynette wishes to recall which circle of hell do adulterers get.

"Thank you, Shirley... But I think MarKus would rather be the one with that..."

On her defense, Yoshika would probably keep doing it had she heard that.