Robot love for everyone!

[mecha_eihwaz]

[Lily received enough repairs that by Valentine's Day she can walk around without scaring anyone with open circuitry showing. And so she does, visiting her friends to give them Valentine's Day chocolate! It has a weird color, still has some dark smoke coming out of it, and vaguely smells of ionized air. It's also heart-shaped - and I don't mean the cute stylized symbol, but a real, anatomically correct heart, sculpted with ridiculous precision.]

Here! Merry Chris... err, Valentine's Day!

[And if Lowe thinks he can escape this because he's away, tough luck. She keeps one for him for later.]

Comments

[despairisurgoal.livejournal.com]

That isn't chocolate. That looks like a potential murder weapon.

[And Terui says this without any hint of jest.]

[mecha_eihwaz]

What? B, But, I made sure it's safe! And I would never even try to murder anyone!

[despairisurgoal.livejournal.com]

The fact that you said that you made sure it's safe does not inspire confidence.

That being said you do not know if it is safe for human consumption rather than whatever you are.

[mecha_eihwaz]

I'm not a whatever, I'm a robot. It's not too hard to remember.

I made sure it's safe for humans! Robots can't even eat chocolate, or other human food.