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[hammersteintime.livejournal.com]

[Roger is in the hangar, surrounded by other robots!  There are other robots than Hildebrand...!]

Oh my stars and garters!  I've never seen SO MANY ROBOTS!

I've never seen another robot than Hildebrand before!

This is amazing! Oh by gosh by golly, the future is really something special...!

[He's scrambling from robot to robot, looking up and down each metal body]

M-man, I bet I wouldn't even know where to start with these new fangled things...

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[hammersteintime.livejournal.com]

Well come on, I had to go into the history books, right? Roger N. Hammersteing, hero of World War II?

And come on just tie it around you!

[aceshighsword.livejournal.com]

[[She's still quite confused, but, she'll comply for now, and wraps it around her waist, tying the sleeves at her front.]]

I can't say much for that honestly. If anything, my history books didn't cover the American perspective. I'm from Fuso.

[[Ahh, the past...]] Japan, back then, I believe. But that was quite some time in the past.

I am so sorry and do not endorse Roger's racism

[hammersteintime.livejournal.com]

Wait, are you a Jap!?

S'cool. This had to happen with SOMEONE!

[aceshighsword.livejournal.com]

[[Wait... who uses such an archaic term?

Hmm... she recalled reading something about Japanese/Fuso racism from decades, or something, ago.]]

Is that a problem?

[hammersteintime.livejournal.com]

!? What do you mean, is that a problem?

[aceshighsword.livejournal.com]

[[Nooooow, we're glaring!]]

Does it bother you that I'm of Japanese descent?

[hammersteintime.livejournal.com]

[... what would Superman do?]

[SLAP A JAP WITH SUPERMAN COMICS (http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/superman-says-you-can-slap-a-jap.jpg)--except you're a woman and I won't hit women]

We'll never forgive you for Pearl Harbor!

[aceshighsword.livejournal.com]

P-Pearl Harbor!?

But that was wiped from the map decades ago! [[And she rightly blames the Neuroi]]

[hammersteintime.livejournal.com]

WHAT?

WITH NO SMALL PART THANKS TO YOUR PEOPLE, I'M SURE.

[aceshighsword.livejournal.com]

The Neuroi devoured it thirty years ago! Along with parts of America, Brittania, Gallia, and Fuso!

[[Okay, calming down. She's a military officer. She should compose herself.]]


Honestly, your prejudice is completely misplaced. I don't know anything about the year you're from. But you'd do best to put aside your ancient grudges and worry more about the state of the world itself.

[hammersteintime.livejournal.com]

What, but not the Germans!?

[aceshighsword.livejournal.com]

Karlsland, a major city in Germany was recently razed by Neuroi.

Exactly what year are you from?

[hammersteintime.livejournal.com]

1949! And what devil is a Neuroi!?

[aceshighsword.livejournal.com]

This explains quite a bit...

[[And she let's out a long, heavy sigh.]] Some with me. I've got some documents you may want to look into before someone with a short fuse causes an incident.

[[And she's walking away, with your shirt. If anything, you do want it back, don't you?]]

[hammersteintime.livejournal.com]

... [Pantless girl leading a shirtless man.]

[aceshighsword.livejournal.com]

[[Sounds like an average day on the White Chalice!]]

Hopefully, you'll put all this aside. I'm not the only one from Fuso on this ship.

[[And look, here's a good... okay... it's a library, not necessarily a good one. Sorting through...]] Well, here's some documents on Neuroi to start. As for history... [[Hmmm... where's a good place to start? Is the year 2000 too far ahead for him? No luck finding any books covering before.]]

[hammersteintime.livejournal.com]

What is a Fuso? Is that what you japs call your country or something?

[Starts skimming the Neuroi--woah those pictures make them look like bad guys]

[aceshighsword.livejournal.com]

I'd appreciate you not calling me that. My name is Sakamoto. Major Sakamoto.

And Fuso is what remains of Japan as a whole. Very little of Japan exists, even less of it's culture remains on the Japanese isles. The Fuso Empire are spread out colonies of Japanese trying to rebuild a home.

[[That's a good idea. Japanese history. Here's a good book that starts about a hundred years ago. And she slams the tome down beside Roger.]]

[hammersteintime.livejournal.com]

Major in what military? Is that your rank on this ship...?

[... opens the book]

[aceshighsword.livejournal.com]

The Joint Fighter Wing, Strike Witches. A military that takes in Witches from all over the World.

[[Did time just stop?]]

I'm in command of the Strike Witches squad assigned to this ship.

[hammersteintime.livejournal.com]

Witches?

[aceshighsword.livejournal.com]

[[Since the book on Neuroi is free, she flips to another chapter in it. Thusly, depicting a young Japanese girl with planes for legs and a familiar looking eyepatch.]]

Strike Witches. And even with the level of technology today, we're still the best suited offense against the Neuroi.

[hammersteintime.livejournal.com]

Why witches? Your PR department is in dire need of some retooling. What are you, a bunch of ... of pagans?

[aceshighsword.livejournal.com]

Do you have a better name for a militarized group of young girls who use magic?

[hammersteintime.livejournal.com]

Explain magic.