Fifth Shot | Break Fast

[aceshighsniper.livejournal.com]

[A chef knows how to work when there is little food. Many pieces of cuisine (and the "screwdriver" drink) come from the need of providing a person with nutrition, such as turning an unappetizing clam into a tasty chowder with potatoes, carrots, onion, celery, and cream.

So what happens in one particular day after the rationing crisis at the Chalice is over? One of the cook is filled with glee, and readies almost a buffet for the crew to snack on, welcoming anyone to help her in this endeavour.

If you're here to eat? Chances are, it's here.]


((OOC: This is an open thread, so everyone'sable to reply to anything and everything, and threadjacking is encouraged!))

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[queenmikimiki.livejournal.com]

[It is so on. Within only a few minutes there were dozens of plates on the table.]

To think there was someone here who could match Miki's appetite.

[fermionprincess]

Hmm! You are a fierce opponent, lady Miki. I will have to use the best of my digestive abilities!

[Which translates to eating really fast, future consequences be damned. What Alessandra lacks in inhuman appetite, she makes up with efficiency. Although she's still using the silverware properly... for now.]

[queenmikimiki.livejournal.com]

[Miki increase her pace as well using her appetite to it's full efficiency, the mountain of plates would only grow.]

The same to you Alessandra but it's time to end the child's play.

[The silverware was thrown away, she was taking action with her own hands and devouring everything in huge bites.]

[aceshighsniper.livejournal.com]

[WHAT IS THIS WHY. She picks one of the pieces of silverware up. At least she knew this sort of thing would happen.

She tries putting up plates of turkey, ham, buns, and many kinds of food you'd think they'd get tired of after a while, but judging by how fast Lynette has to serve things and organize the plates, they're not.]

All of these plates are really stacking up...

[fermionprincess]

Allow me to demonstrate the superior technique of House Consenesco, then!

[Ignoring Lyn's distress, Alessandra follows in putting the silverware away. Instead she'll just shovel food up with her hands, and consume it like a hungry beast. All in a very energetic fashion.]

Energy is required for movement! Energy comes from food, so the more you move, the more nourishment you require. Therefore as long as you move quickly enough, you can eat endlessly - the perfect circle!

[She explains while gesticulating wildly.]

[queenmikimiki.livejournal.com]

So House Consenesco has also developed the Dual Hand Devour technique and learned of the perfect circle...Miki has underestimated your upbringing.

[Any sense of grace or dignity was long gone, now there was just two blonde monsters left, destroying everything in front of them.]

HOWEVER MIKI WILL NOT BE DEFEATED SO EASILY.

[fermionprincess]

If our technique is equal, then this is a contest of spirit!

[Don't get in Alessandra's way, because anything she sees now MUST. BE. EATEN.]

Ah, an explommsion of taste and... hrumpg... competition! My soul shines as brighmhpt as ever!

[At least don't eat with your mouth full... but who cares when victory is at the stake!]

[queenmikimiki.livejournal.com]

Onmnph I'll omnnomph showth you who has the moshpt sprish

[And so, the ferocity of the battle reached it's maximum. Dish after dish was devoured instantly. The battle waged on regardless of logic until both combatants were lost within the pile of plates around them. Miki had collapsed onto a basket of bread.]

Miki never thought...she'd meet such a powerful opponent here...you are a worthy rival Miss Alessandra.

[fermionprincess]

[Alessandra reaches for another grab of food... and suddenly she finds herself surrounded by nothing but walls of empty plates. She slumps down like a certain oft-referenced manga boxer.]

So this is the end... I may not have been victorious, but mine was not the defeat either.

Truly, what mattered is not the outcome, but the path one used to reach it!

[aceshighsniper.livejournal.com]

....... This is going to take a while to clean up.

[Staring at Miki, who happened to lay upon a bread basket Lynne planned to fill.]

Alessandra, Miss Miki, will you two be alright?

[fermionprincess]

I feel... so happy with my life at the moment...

[Alessandra can barely move and her stomach just informed her that problems will start any second now. And yet, what she said was the truth.]

[queenmikimiki.livejournal.com]

Miki hasn't felt this satisfied in a long time...this path was a wonderful learning experience.

[Miki was in just as bad shape, she would need to sleep this off.]

Lynette...do not worry about us...in this moment our hearts are one...just make sure...to leave us a bucket.

[aceshighsniper.livejournal.com]

Um... Maybe if I could get you girls to your rooms...

[Miki's solution is awfully unsanitary.]

[chozo_girl]

[Samus pipes up from her seat nearby. She's not really eating much. While everyone else was surviving off meager rations and then stale popcorn, her alien biology allowed her to survive off the charred remains brought from a previous mission, so she's not all that hungry]

I would rather say either the bathroom or the outside of the ship. And neither too far, because I am certain they will not force you to clean what they dirtied due to an entirely unnecessary competition.

[fermionprincess]

Zzzz...

[Alessandra fell asleep after the struggle, it seems. Or she's just pretending.]

[aceshighsniper.livejournal.com]

[She looks at Samus and... Man. That lady is tall.]

... Aah-- [But remembers she has two full girls to transport to either of those places.] I would like some help moving them...

[chozo_girl]

[Samus nods] Easy enough.

[She gets up, and delicately lifts Alessandra by the collar of the armor with one hand, as easily as if the girl was made of paper. She then looks at Miki] Will you need to be taken as well, or can you walk?

[queenmikimiki.livejournal.com]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[She's already asleep...you swear she was just awake a moment ago.]

[chozo_girl]

As you wish.

[Samus lifts Miki by the collar with the other hand. Then looks at Lynette] So, do we put them in the bathroom, or take them out the ship so they refresh a bit?

[The grip is a tad uncomfortable. It would take a very determined person to sleep through this... :P]

[fermionprincess]

Aah!

[Wakes up and starts struggling.]

What is this precipitous situation I find myself in! Have I been taken by ambush by a colossal enemy?

[queenmikimiki.livejournal.com]

[Underestimating Miki's ability to sleep is a foolish mistake.]

[aceshighsniper.livejournal.com]

Um...

[Lifting Alessandra by her axels.]

I think you would feel a little better with some fresh air, Alessandra...

[chozo_girl]

[Samus, on her end, does not seem particularly bothered by the struggling. Woman has a grip like a vise]

It is not an ambush. The sergeant here suggested you should be moved to some place where you could digest in peace before having to come back to clean your plates. Lack of response led me to assume you would need to be moved rather than go on your own.

[fermionprincess]

Do not underestimate the House Consenesco chosen champion, for that would be a mistake! I am able to move regardless of circumstances...

[Some unidentified digestive tract noise coming from Alessandra's direction...]

However... if you were to carry me, I would be much obliged. Just this one time...

[aceshighsniper.livejournal.com]

[At this point, Lynette is terrified. She sets new plates to be eaten, and attempts to pile up the used ones.]

Eep!

[She takes a hand away before either individual of royalty eats it.]