http://heliotropesmoke.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] heliotropesmoke.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] srwug_alpha_rp2011-11-16 03:20 pm

Journal & Action

-1 : Journal-

You know, I'm a little shocked. I know I'm a cold-yet-spicy, and I know my breath smells like alcohol and cigarettes, but here we are at a theme park, the perfect place for a date, and I've been going around it all my lonesome.

Come now, ladies, gentlemen. In this age, when's the next time you'll get to go on a theme park date?

-2 : Action-

[On a prior night, Loraine is in a tacky aquarium themed bar in Fairy Park, colors of blue and purple luvdiscs everywhere. A mermaid costumed beauty sits halfway out of a tank, mixing drinks. She's drinking some kind of red, blended drink. She seems ... thoughtful. Perhaps the liquor has put a downer on her mood tonight.]

This place is tacky as all get out, but... no one here seems to much for want.

[She stares over at a grand piano, which she considers desecrated by all of the decorations, making it look like a giant clam with black and white musical teeth.]

... I wonder if they need a pianist.

[identity profile] punches-vamps.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, really? Fuck this, then.

[Roads quickly downs the rest of his drink, then orders a couple of shots.]

My liver will just have to take one for the team.

[identity profile] punches-vamps.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, that's the spirit.

[And drinking ensues! Roads is having no problem, at least not yet.]

To be honest, I'm rather surprised that there was more than one woman aboard who wasn't a teenager...

[identity profile] punches-vamps.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Not when they're a solid decade younger than me, no.

...They shouldn't even be here in the first place...

[identity profile] punches-vamps.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Uh...figuring it exactly is a bit hard, what with the calendar changes and all, but...around 30, I think.

[identity profile] punches-vamps.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
H-hey, shit happens!

And you're hardly one to talk, you know!

[identity profile] punches-vamps.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
And maybe I'm the king of Australia.

[identity profile] punches-vamps.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
What's the lucky guy's name, then?

[identity profile] punches-vamps.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Then I shall maintain the null hypothesis that you are, in fact, single, until proven otherwise by sufficient evidence.

2/2

[identity profile] punches-vamps.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Then, attempted subject change.]

...Say, what'd you do before joining the White Chalice?

[identity profile] punches-vamps.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm. Me neither.

Still, doctoring's not the worst profession out there.

[identity profile] punches-vamps.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Huh...conversely, I'm a soldier of fortune because I'm good at it.