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srwug_alpha_rp2013-05-06 01:59 pm
alwaysmyturn) wrote in srwug_alpha_rp2013-05-06 01:59 pm
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Meanwhile...in some other world... [Private/Locked, slightly frontdated to mission time]
- Random Forest Area, Gamindustri -
[A sword flash, and a monster - best described as a cartoonish eggplant riding an equally cartoonish winged horse - is cut to pieces, and disappears.
The one responsible for the kill is none other than a violet-haired girl who looks no older than 15. Shouldering her sword, she lets out a tired sigh.]
I won't even do a victory pose for that one. Going on a Quest alone really is the dumps...
But enough of that mopin', I'm done now! D.O.N.E.~ done! Compa's super special dinner, here I come!
[And with that, she merrily skips back the way she came. All goes well until she passes a particular tree, under one of its branches...]
Ah...huh? I'm pretty sure that branch hit me in the face on my way in...maybe I'm imagining things, or the tree got taller...or I got shorter...haha, but there's no way that could happen, right?
[But just then, she realizes something else...]
Now I can't move? Aw, this is a bad time to be falling asleep, legs...c'monnnn...!
[And upon looking down, she finally notices that it's not her legs after all.]
Neppu!? What's an ominous dark gooey hole doing here!? Hey, leggo!
[Try as she might, she can't pull her legs out of it. In fact, it only makes her sink faster!]
Ohman! This isn't funny! Why does stuff like this only happen when no one else is around?!
[Before long, she's up to her neck in the dark goop...and none too happy about it.]
...Well guys and girls, it's over. Bad end. Turn off your consoles, nothing to see here.
I know the game got some pretty bad reviews, but I didn't think it'd be over like this. What kind of main character dies sinking in some random pit?
Guess I should just- ooughblurghblurbghh!!
[At this point, she's completely swallowed by the dark hole, which then disappears, leaving no trace of its existence...]
[A sword flash, and a monster - best described as a cartoonish eggplant riding an equally cartoonish winged horse - is cut to pieces, and disappears.
The one responsible for the kill is none other than a violet-haired girl who looks no older than 15. Shouldering her sword, she lets out a tired sigh.]
I won't even do a victory pose for that one. Going on a Quest alone really is the dumps...
But enough of that mopin', I'm done now! D.O.N.E.~ done! Compa's super special dinner, here I come!
[And with that, she merrily skips back the way she came. All goes well until she passes a particular tree, under one of its branches...]
Ah...huh? I'm pretty sure that branch hit me in the face on my way in...maybe I'm imagining things, or the tree got taller...or I got shorter...haha, but there's no way that could happen, right?
[But just then, she realizes something else...]
Now I can't move? Aw, this is a bad time to be falling asleep, legs...c'monnnn...!
[And upon looking down, she finally notices that it's not her legs after all.]
Neppu!? What's an ominous dark gooey hole doing here!? Hey, leggo!
[Try as she might, she can't pull her legs out of it. In fact, it only makes her sink faster!]
Ohman! This isn't funny! Why does stuff like this only happen when no one else is around?!
[Before long, she's up to her neck in the dark goop...and none too happy about it.]
...Well guys and girls, it's over. Bad end. Turn off your consoles, nothing to see here.
I know the game got some pretty bad reviews, but I didn't think it'd be over like this. What kind of main character dies sinking in some random pit?
Guess I should just- ooughblurghblurbghh!!
[At this point, she's completely swallowed by the dark hole, which then disappears, leaving no trace of its existence...]