Matthew is tempted to groan. What is with these Spheroids and their obsession with not boasting about all the cool things they've done?

"Come, come, Paragon! Do not let them think your deeds worth little to speak of! Tell them of your great battles, lest I attempt it myself and get some details wrong!"

Inspiration!

"Tell the story you told me, of how you acquired the Tome, and with it, your Mech, calling, and goal in life!"