A Girl's Best Friend

[infinite_prince]

 [Charlotte is walking around, performing some matinence on the Rafale and its guns. She's in her black-and orange pilot suit now, walking around the fully expanded arsenal on the floor, cleaning each weapon one by one by one. And there are a lot; the Rafale packs as much firepower as three to five other suits its size.]

Hmm...I wonder what I can do with these...

...man, what am I even going to do about Laura...

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[immortalfrenchie]

Hey Charl, need any help with tha...at...

[Seriously that was a lot of firepower...hell he wouldn't even know how to START with some of those.]

Eheh...

[infinite_prince]

No, it's fine. I've got it under control.

[immortalfrenchie]

[Patrick's gonna nod slowly. He's still gonna sit next down to you Charl.]

So... you gotten around to not running around in disguise huh? That's great!

[infinite_prince]

Yes, it's quite nice! I feel more...alive, now.

...Of course, Laura's...problematic. But things are looking up.

[immortalfrenchie]

Yeah, its better to keep things aired out anyway...

[He blinked at the latter part and looked quite curious.]

She's the Neo-German IS user right? What's got her causing you problems?

[infinite_prince]

Well, she keeps saying that I'm her wife, and trying to sleep in my bed...

[He doesn't need to know that Laura sleeps naked.]

[immortalfrenchie]

That..... I..... Whut?

[Patrick's brain may have fried a little when he heard that. He tries to shake it off... for comic effect one may have imagined a rattling lightbulb.]

Well... uh... that's...

[HOT! HOOOOOOT!]

Kinda creepy... I mean can't you talk her out of it?

[infinite_prince]

No, not yet...she even said that "there will be no objections" or something like that...

[immortalfrenchie]

Well... what if you were dating someone else? I mean... she'd have to back off if that happens right?

[infinite_prince]

...I don't know that she'd care.

[immortalfrenchie]

Well.. has she been getting really pushy?

[Because that would be a major warning sign.]

[infinite_prince]

[Thinking. Thinking back to waking up in the morning in an arm bar...]

...Yes.

[redcomet]

[ This Char is... well... smiling. He reaches up, and removes his sunglasses. ]

... Well. This explains a lot.

[ Including the awkward shower scene. ]

[mecha_eihwaz]

Laura? Laura Bodewig? What about her?

[infinite_prince]

She, uh...

keeps saying I'm her wife...

[mecha_eihwaz]

Really? Hmm... Maybe it's cultural? You saved her, after all.

[infinite_prince]

Somehow I don't think Neo-Germany is that kind of place...

[mecha_eihwaz]

Are you sure? From what I read about human history they had a long tradition of barbarian tribes.

Well, that doesn't matter. What matters is that she clearly likes you very much. But how do you feel about her?

[infinite_prince]

Well...I think she's a good person, if kind of...weird. And I think she's a good person to have as a friend, but I don't think she really gets what being someone's wife means...

she's really pretty, too...

[mecha_eihwaz]

Maybe you should explain to her, then! With slides, if necessary.

I'm sure neither of you will mind if you just date, right?

[zetahatsudo]

Hey, Charl- [Whatever Kamille was going to say is lost at the sight before him. God damn.] ... Got enough guns? [When all else fails, go to the quips.]

[infinite_prince]

Hmmm, I don't know. It really depends on the situation...

...If we have to face a Kaiju or something, probably not.

[zetahatsudo]

You have enough weapons to destroy a small army at this point, if you get any more you're liable to end up having no idea which ones are loaded or not.

[infinite_prince]

Ah, that's easy! They're all loaded. Always. IS's are capable of gathering ammunition even if it isn't stored on the suit.

[rolla_up]

[Was passing by, and stopped when he heard the word Laura because he thinks someone is calling for him. God damn it Guin.]

Eh?