New Years Idol Show Extravaganza!!!

[bakaribbon]

 [It's just before new years, and Haruka's been tapped by her bosses at the 765 production to do some work expanding their markets into europe. The bright idea in question this time is a marathon radio show, with members of the white chalice occasionally coming on to talk about...whatever it is they do. So come on! Everyone who wants is welcome to the radio show, and it's being recorded a day or so beforehand so any mistakes or swears can be edited out. No matter who you are, the conversation in the recording booth starts something like this...]

So, can you introduce yourself to everyone?

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[saikyocivrobo]

[Here, have someone who can only communicate by typing on a computer.]

I AM THE AMAZING SUPER ROBOT PROMETHEUS! I WOULD BE SURPRISED IF THERE IS ANYONE ON EARTH WHO AT LEAST DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT ME.

...COULD YOU READ THIS ALOUD FOR ME?

[bakaribbon]

Um, Prometheus, there's a text-to-speech function on there...

[saikyocivrobo]

IS IT? EXCELLENT! THIS INTERFACE IS MUCH MORE SOPHISTICATED THAN THE PRIMITIVE MACHINE MY PARTNER SUPPLIED FOR ME. PERHAPS I SHOULD KEEP IT!

[Great, now he sounds like Microsoft Sam.]