[pinches the bridge of his nose. Like hell this is going to be the default name.] ... Alright, I'm sorry Dita, but I have to shoot that down for a couple of reasons. 1: It's too long. Even the Anti-Earth Union Group is only four words long, plus they were able to contract it into AEUG, we don't even have enough vowels to make something speakable. 2: You're the only one in this room that actually can be considered an alien, and only you and miss Sayla are actually female. Moreover, you, me, and mister flamboyant over here are total unknowns in the Politcal sphere, so we can't use Hero either. I could go further, but I think you get my point.

[Looks around the room.] Any other suggestions? ['That wouldn't get us laughed off the stage?']