Fifth trolling

[saikyocivrobo]

[A simple computer screen stands on a table in a common area, with a keyboard attached. Right next to it is everyone's most hated favorite tiny white robot, pointing at the screen itself to everyone passing by. There's text on it!]

HELLO. I AM SURE YOU KNOW WHO I AM - MY NAME IS PROMETHEUS. THANKS TO THIS DEVICE WERTER GAVE ME, I AM FINALLY ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH EVERYONE EASILY. I HAVE SEEN A LOT SINCE I MADE THIS PLACE MY HOME OVER A YEAR AGO, AND I KNOW MUCH ABOUT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE HERE.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK?