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First Day

*Wandering around aimlessly would be putting things lightly. Andre has never been good with directions. Feel free to make up interesting or humorous places to find him as he's desperately searching for the dining hall.*

Ok..... This place is too huge! Its almost like its a freaken military complex or something! Now where the heck am I now!? Last time I checked I was...... uhm...... Maybe..... UGH! DAMN IT! WHERE THE HECK IS EVERYTHING!!!!!

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Oh my! I am not the one to judge others by appearance, but yours is quite unusual!

[Alessandra was taking a stroll in the arboretum when she found a strange lizard person.]

Should you be wondering, for the time being we are drifting in space! Which destination do you need to reach? Is it Mars?

My appearance might be unusual, but it comes with benefits..... And a desire to make a nest out of blankets..... But that is just to stay warm within the fluffy goodness.

As for destination. I was looking for the dining hall, and I doubt its on Mars. But now I'm wondering where I am right now. Its nice here.

Benefits and blankets? How fascinating!

The dining hall cannot be too far away - you can reach it without having to resort to infernal teleporters. Let me consult my hand-crafted map!

[Alessandra's hands delve into the depths of her apparel. Apparently her armor-dress comes with pockets.]

This is the arboretum, where we can be reminded of Earth's atmosphere and forget of the cold void of vacuum that tries to engulf this ship every second! If only for a short while.

I like this room alot..... And you hand-crafted a map? That's a cool talent. Can I see?

Of course, a person living in this day and age has to be self-reliable!
[Nevermind that Alessandra lived her whole life being spoiled like there's no tomorrow. She produces a map.]

Ta-dah! Enjoy - you can have it, for this is a working copy. The original is left in my room, in case of misplacement!

[Crude directions and arrows drawn on a once-pristine sheet of paper in... charcoal? Looks like charcoal. Also you're not sure where everything leads because Alessandra's handwriting is always either angelic or unreadable, and here it's the latter.]

Its.... Written in.... French maybe? I can't read French.... But this map is nicely crafted, so if I follow the pictures.... Oh! Sorry. Thank you very much for the map. I'll take good care of it.

Please wait before you depart, sir Lizard-y Looking Individual!

I just had a sudden realization... without this copy, I may become lost as well! After all, the original lies safely in my room.

What shall we do... a grave conundrum indeed...

Very true.... *When the metaphorical light bulb turns on in his head, Andre's tongue quickly goes in and out like a snake smelling the air.* I got it!

We could wait here until somebody comes along with paper and a pencil! Then we can make a second one.

This is an excellent solution!

[Alessandra brushes her skirt off and sits down just like that.]

Now, let us wait for a passer-by to come, equipped with what we need of them!

...

[This may take a while.]

*Andre sits down as well. In the mean time....*

My name is Andre. Andre Vicinni. What's your name?

Alessandra Langelier of House Consenesco - that would be me!

I shall remember your name, sir Andre Vicinni! When exactly did you appear on board of this space-faring vessel? It must not have been too long ago - even among White Chalice's labirynthine paths, I believe I would have noticed you earlier.

Around that time there was that giant fire breathing dinosaur and the wrestling match on that colony. That's when I was picked up. Then after running tests to see if I was a dinosaur, I was allowed to join up with the good guys..... To think, they thought I was a dinosaur! I'm more related to people than birds!

.... Alessandra Langelier of House Consenesco..... So, are you royalty or something!?

How silly - dinosaurs are extinct and you are not, so you cannot possibly be one! It is simple logic.
[Except that even Andre just admitted that dinosaurs still exist. Way to pay attention, Alessandra.]

I am not a princess nor anything like that, but everyone still calls me one! Cannot say I mind, ohohoho.
I am my House's chosen Champion, however. That much is factually accurate.

Well you do kinda talk and dress fancy. So, what does a house champion do exactly?

It is my mission to engage and, hopefully, defeat other House Champions in trial by combat. The last one standing will receive a reward - the honor to reshape the face of the world as it is, and the power to do so of course!

I only wish to rebuild the destroyed Earth, though. Worry not, I will not change it into something weird.

You're going to rebuild the Earth!? How?

There is a wonderful engine called Capax Infiniti. Like the name suggests, it can manipulate laws of physics themselves to achieve any desired result!

Of course, we cannot have just anyone use it - that would be irresponsible. Only the victorious House will be considered worthy.

So, the person who kicks the most butt gets to use the science gizmo. I like the way these houses think! Its a quick, simple, and fun way to solve the problem!

This is how you prove the superiority of your principles - trial by combat.

It's scientific!

Ok.... Science is awesome! If you need any help kicking butt for science count me in!

Of course! I shall count on your assistance, then!

[And, even if there were any passers-by not completely weirded out by this conversation, Alessandra is too busy talking to pay them any attention.]

Scientist and Science Project! Fighting for the benefit of all! The thought it gets my cold-blood pumping!!

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