http://aceshighsword.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] aceshighsword.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] srwug_alpha_rp2011-08-25 02:52 am

A note from Tsukasa

[[A sign has been posted in the kitchen. It's both written in English and Japanese. Damn you if you can't read either.]]

It has been ordained that these tasks be completed by the supplementary cooking staff. (i.e. Tsukasa's assistants)

> Peel onions
> Chop potatoes
> Dice meat
> several mushroom soup and pieces opened


Additionaly, Allesandra is not permitted to cook.

Any tasks not completed will be reprimanded with "fresh lemonade"

(signed) Major Mio Sakamoto

[[Aww crap, and she's actually standing there to ENFORCE IT... kendo stick at hand.]]
fermionprincess: (Hey you there!)

[personal profile] fermionprincess 2011-08-25 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[As soon as Alessandra finds the sign, she reacts in a predictably dramatic fashion.]

Oh no! Sir Tsukasa Kadoya, how could you do something like that to me!

My name, to be written with an error. I must correct this at once!
fermionprincess: (Frowny face)

[personal profile] fermionprincess 2011-08-25 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I am afraid so. Allow me!

[Grabs a writing utensil, chicken-scratchily applies the correction.]

Two s's, one l. That would be me.
fermionprincess: (Unwarranted optimism for the future)

[personal profile] fermionprincess 2011-08-26 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
By all means, apologies are accepted! In this day and age, human beings like us learn new things every day.

Now, excuse me while I despair over my fate. The kitchen looked like such an interesting place, full of unique experiences! I cannot believe it is barred from me!

[Alessandra does not seem to be in despair at all.]
fermionprincess: (Chaaarge!)

[personal profile] fermionprincess 2011-08-26 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you think so?

In such a case, I wish him to recover as soon as possible! I mean, I did wish this for him already, but now even more so than before.
fermionprincess: (Princess of ALL fermions)

[personal profile] fermionprincess 2011-08-26 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, I do recall your training, cutting through to your targets with utmost skill. That curved Eastern saber is an elegant weapon, if I do say so myself!
fermionprincess: (Ahah!)

[personal profile] fermionprincess 2011-08-26 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course! As a Champion, I was trained in all kinds of weaponry since I was strong enough to lift it. However, the sword remains my personal favorite, due to its elegance and noble profile!
fermionprincess: (Unwarranted optimism for the future)

[personal profile] fermionprincess 2011-08-26 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
By all means, please visit my room then! I practice often and there are plenty of blades for everyone there. Two crates full of blades, to be precise.

[Wait... Alessandra practices in her room?]

[identity profile] notimemachine.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fresh Lemonade?"

[identity profile] notimemachine.livejournal.com 2011-08-27 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Kadoya must be having a twisted imagination.