http://haetfunerals.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] haetfunerals.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] srwug_alpha_rp2011-08-18 09:45 pm
  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry
Entry tags:

second V

*Yurika's making an official announcement! The video flickers on, and she waves... as for why she's dressed as a miko, there must be some explanation for that.*

Hi, everyone! I know what happened on the moon was really terrible, and we tried our best to stop it, but we couldn't... As the captain of the Nadesico, I would like to have a moment of silence for all the people lost in the surprise Festum attack.

*A minute goes by. Once it's over, Yurika coughs.*

We're all really trying hard to pick up the work that we've had to do in the work of our narrow victory, and as the highest-ranking Nergal official here, I have a lot of contract obligations to fulfill after this, so...



Could you all please, pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase help me out with the funerals?
Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[identity profile] howling-alone.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Alexei sighs]

100000 funerals... Well... the more manpower that we have, the faster we can get through them. I suppose I can lend my support in any way I can...

[identity profile] howling-alone.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure... After all, I was in that mission. Lemme just see one of these paper's here...

[He picks up one of the papers...then instantly looks a bit pale]

Uhm... You said that everyone needs a funeral in whatever denomination they were in?

[identity profile] haetfunerals.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
And according to their personal wishes in their files...

[identity profile] howling-alone.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[He breathes in heavily before letting it out.]

O...kay...I have no idea where I'm going to get 3 goats, a virgin, and an all boy's choir...but I'll try.

[identity profile] haetfunerals.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
And after that, fifteen people want Viking funerals!

[identity profile] howling-alone.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure...I can grow a beard in 2 weeks...uhm...does a fake one count?

[He's just flipping through these now at an intense pace. You can't tell whether he's just reading through them really quickly or just looking at how rediculous some of the requests are]

[identity profile] haetfunerals.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know how we're going to find a ship to send their bodies on and set on fire on the ocean! Or how we're going to find an ocean!

[identity profile] howling-alone.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe...the "ocean" of space? Of course, there's still the problem of setting them on fire...Maybe a flammable gel that'll cremate them when they're a sufficient distance from the White Chalice?

[He's scratching his head on some of these. Trying to think out of the box was not the LYNX's strong point...]
Flat | Top-Level Comments Only