EVENT: Funerals

[srwuga_mods]

So here is the deal. Our allies Nergal Heavy Industries are contractually obligated to give every one of their employees and their families funerals. With the massive death toll caused by the Festum... [Dan takes a moment of silence and bows his head] it has come to the crew of the Nadesico to perform over 100000 funerals and they only have a few weeks to do it. So I have offered our services in aid. It's the least we can do right?

((OOC: This post is for threads related to the funerals. Though you can post your own threads regarding this as well. Actively taking part in this event is entirely optional, but unless you post saying you specifically AREN'T helping with the funerals, the general assumption will be that everyone was helping off screen.))

Note: Nergal Heavy Industries was a multi-national corporation pre impact and still has employees from many different backgrounds, so feel free to complain about having to do a particularly strange or obscure funeral. In fact, feel free to make a strange or obscure funeral up if you want to.

Comments

[getter-class.livejournal.com]

What exactly do you want us to do?

[emorangerblack.livejournal.com]

These people are dead either way. Funeral rites will change nothing.

[So not going to participate. Surprised? Shouldn't be.]

[saikyocivrobo]

Assuming we get 100 priest stand-ins, this still means each of them has to give 30-50 individual funerals every day. This is going to be problematic.

Dibs on those that don't require the priest to actually say anything.

[aceshighsword.livejournal.com]

[[Mio has dictated that all witches are to put in a mandatory 8 hours a day, every day, helping with these preparations.

They're not doing anything else after all!]]