2nd Tune Up

[guyfromjersey.livejournal.com]

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Uh, I dunno about you guys? But, ah... all of this Zeon mumbo-jumbo's going WAY over my head. I mean, yeah, the guy with the nuke did something seriously messed up, but, ah...

Are we just taking this a little too seriously? I mean, all we have to do is go smash the guys with the nukes, then we go smash the guys who think they're ruling the Earth and we go, call it a day, order a bunch of pizza and go watch TV!

It's not like we're going into politics!

Comments

[guyfromjersey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and I have a feeling that?

Not gonna happen.

[inneedofasmoke.livejournal.com]

I'm with you on this. I'm pretty sure we can get the address of the head honcho of the Titans somewhere and drop in on him. The guys with nukes might be a little tougher though. Hey, maybe we can use some kind of bald evil guy detector!

[guyfromjersey.livejournal.com]

Now that's what I'm talking about! I wonder if Megas has something like that I missed...

[a-human-work.livejournal.com]

It's a war. How can it not be politics?

[guyfromjersey.livejournal.com]

Uh... I dunno. I didn't know we were in a war...

[a-human-work.livejournal.com]

What else would you call it when one fleet nukes another in the name of an existing government?

For that matter did you really propose that we kill everyone on either side of this war?

[guyfromjersey.livejournal.com]

The first one? A dumb mistake. I know so, I've done it plenty of times.

...and no, not exactly. Just, y'know, make them NOT go to war.

Sheesh, this is what I joined up with?

[a-human-work.livejournal.com]

...You didn't just mean to say that you've actually nuked several fleets on accident before, right? Because if you did then why the hell are you here?

Also, no, the nuking wasn't a fucking mistake. You might claim to fire nukes on accident, but other people don't. It was Zeon remnants trying to restart the One Year War, they meant to do it to cripple the Federation fleet. Try looking at the news or history channel or something just once.

[turningyaponese.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's not that easy. We actually have to deal with the repercussion of that.

You missed the first time we went and 'smashed the bad guys'. What I hear is some of them weren't actually bad, just... doing it wrong.

[guyfromjersey.livejournal.com]

Aw, you gotta be kidding me...!

[turningyaponese.livejournal.com]

I don't joke. Not very often.

We can't ever just go charging in, especially if we want to come back alive. I have a Gamer reputation to uphold, thank-you-very-much.

[guyfromjersey.livejournal.com]

Hey, I charge into things all the time and I come out of it alive!

[Of course, not everyone is Coop.]

[turningyaponese.livejournal.com]

Not everybody is that skilled or lucky...

[an-alpha-wolf.livejournal.com]

...We are very much in the business of politics.

[guyfromjersey.livejournal.com]

Oh...

Um, I hate to break it to you, but, uh... I slept through a lot of that stuff in class, so you guys do the politicking and I'll do the smashing, alright?

[an-alpha-wolf.livejournal.com]

Do not be selfish, sibbie. You cannot foist the boring part on everyone else and hog all the glory of battle for yourself.

[guyfromjersey.livejournal.com]

Woah, now, I didn't say that... did I?

[an-alpha-wolf.livejournal.com]

You definitely said that.

[g4merqu33n.livejournal.com]

War's pretty complicated, blondie...even if we just smash everyone, it's not gonna do much in the long run.

Lesee if I can help you with a history lesson.

[And Coop's japaneese translator decides now of all times to start acting buggy.]

In AD 2101, war was beginning. Someone set us up the bomb. EFSF get signal. "How are you gentlemen? You are on your way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time." So EFSF move Gundam. Take off every Gundam.

After war, Zeon lose, EFSF corrupt and was making TITANS. Zeon became Axis and good times.
TITANS destruction of all Zeon, reminders fight back. It is becoming yellow units which are also the enemy.

[guyfromjersey.livejournal.com]

[And Coop can't help but look at the translation.]

Woah, and here I thought I've seen bad translations from poor video games...