IS Academy/YOU HAVE THE WRONG GUY

[thestrayhawk.livejournal.com]

[What began as a innocent trip to just check out the academy Ichitaka somehow ended up being mobbed by a large amount of it's student base. Somehow it only happened after he told some people his name.]

I'm telling you, you have the wrong guy. It's IchiTAka I don't even know who Ichika is!

[Someone help him out here?]

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[zetahatsudo.livejournal.com]

[Suddenly, Ichitaka can feel himself be yanked on his arm into an empty classroom. The culprit, Kamille, stares at the Rushbird pilot with eyes of disbelief after he barricades the door.]

Geez, Ichitaka, the hell did you say to them? They looked ready to tear you apart! ['Though if the feeling I got off of them was accurate, they'd be liable to tear each other to pieces too.']

[thestrayhawk.livejournal.com]

I didn't say anything rude...I just introduced myself and before I knew it there were more of them.

[zetahatsudo.livejournal.com]

Then apparently whoever they mistook you for is something of an idol to these girls. It's strange though, I thought Charles was the only male IS pilot. Where did they find this guy?

[thestrayhawk.livejournal.com]

How the heck did you even get that information!

[zetahatsudo.livejournal.com]

[Have a single raised eyebrow.] Basic inference skill, Ichitaka. You're a guy, man, it's sort of easy to tell. This is a near-all girl school. They'd have no reason to confuse you for a girl by name alone.

[thestrayhawk.livejournal.com]

That's a lot to infer from just a name.

[It's taking all of his willpower from making a joke here.]

[zetahatsudo.livejournal.com]

I can't infer anything about the name because you haven't told me the name. I'm infering from the facts surrounding- [pauses. Was that a thump against the door he heard just now? Slowly, he turns as it thumps again. And again.] ... Methinks this place is no longer safe. [Which is the cue for the door and the barricade to explode outwards. Kamille turns to Ichitaka and shoves him towards the other door!] RUN! SAVE YOURSELF! ["ICHIKA!" The shrill cry of the misguided fangirl armed with a rather large battering ram.]

[thestrayhawk.livejournal.com]

WHERE DID THEY EVEN GET A BATTERING.

[He is cut off by the door nearly being knocked down.]

Dammit Kamille I can't just leave you, you'll be trampled!

[zetahatsudo.livejournal.com]

FORGET ABOUT ME, THIS IS JUST SOMETHING TO ADD TO THE INJURY LIST, I'LL BE FINE! GO, ICHI-ka! [That was the sound of him being shoved to the ground and run over as the girls rush over to Ichitaka. Unfortunate that he unintentionally reinforced the idea that he was who they were looking for, isn't it?]

[thestrayhawk.livejournal.com]

CRAP KAMILLE I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU...MAYBE

[The other door is smashed down by Ichitaka and he's hauling ass out of there.]