[Samus pipes up from her seat nearby. She's not really eating much. While everyone else was surviving off meager rations and then stale popcorn, her alien biology allowed her to survive off the charred remains brought from a previous mission, so she's not all that hungry]

I would rather say either the bathroom or the outside of the ship. And neither too far, because I am certain they will not force you to clean what they dirtied due to an entirely unnecessary competition.