Allow me to demonstrate the superior technique of House Consenesco, then!

[Ignoring Lyn's distress, Alessandra follows in putting the silverware away. Instead she'll just shovel food up with her hands, and consume it like a hungry beast. All in a very energetic fashion.]

Energy is required for movement! Energy comes from food, so the more you move, the more nourishment you require. Therefore as long as you move quickly enough, you can eat endlessly - the perfect circle!

[She explains while gesticulating wildly.]