"Ah." Matthew said, looking slightly perturbed. "Aff, I suppose I could do that."
[And so he tells the stories of Kamina, Felicita, Raynor Joz, Texotic, Bismuth, and his own in good old fashion prose!
Here, at least, he seems to be more in his natural element, punctuating his stories with broad hand gestures and exaggerated expressions.]
"...and the Magical Girl of E.V.I.L., in that moment of distraction, slipped out of the vice grip of my Nova's crushing foot, and joined hands with her comrade! Quickly I moved to bombard them with laser fire, but even quicker, my Nova was struck face-first by the overwhelming power of their fearsome Friendship Beam-u!"
Matthew pauses. "Actually, could we excise this part from your records?"
Re: You have to be dead for like, 100 years before your poetry can be good
[And so he tells the stories of Kamina, Felicita, Raynor Joz, Texotic, Bismuth, and his own in good old fashion prose!
Here, at least, he seems to be more in his natural element, punctuating his stories with broad hand gestures and exaggerated expressions.]
"...and the Magical Girl of E.V.I.L., in that moment of distraction, slipped out of the vice grip of my Nova's crushing foot, and joined hands with her comrade! Quickly I moved to bombard them with laser fire, but even quicker, my Nova was struck face-first by the overwhelming power of their fearsome Friendship Beam-u!"
Matthew pauses. "Actually, could we excise this part from your records?"