Yes I am aware that you are a space cop with more firepower on your person than most entire precincts.

But you've known me for what, how long? And my life has been how crazy in that time? So please believe me when I tell you she's actually a 2 and a half million year old magical book I formed a contract with to help defeat cthulhu, and we do not engage in sexual intercourse.

[His hand starts bleeding...]