Completely Unrelated To The Kairos Aspida Mission

[gudbye_despair]

*Elena can be seen wandering the ship wearing a witch's hat and a magician's wand*

Hey... Anyone know how can I learn magic?

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[wardeninexile]

"I believe there are many self-help books on that," says Ranna as she blinks at the outfit.

[the_innocent_blade]

Elena, where did you even get that outfit?

[gudbye_despair]

Really? There are books about that? I assume they're hard to get though.

[gudbye_despair]

I have my ways. Still, it's appropriate, isn't it?

[the_innocent_blade]

I guess...but why do you want to learn magic?

[wardeninexile]

"They are not - at least, having browsed through electronic store on Terra, I have seen some."

She brings up a tablet, and after a few inputs, shows it to Elena. Magic Tricks 101.

[gudbye_despair]

*grumble* To help Mr. Roads.

[gudbye_despair]

This is very basic though, isn't it? I wonder when do I learn the more advanced stuffs.

[wardeninexile]

"You may need to ask practioners themselves. From what I understand, the more complex tricks are trade secrets."

[gudbye_despair]

Yes, I think I already know what palming is.

*Elena flicks her hand, and a small butterfly knife appears out of nowhere.*

I'm thinking more of things like altering reality, conjuring lightning, summoning gods, and how to kill magical creatures, things in that line.

[the_innocent_blade]

With magic?

[gudbye_despair]

Yes, so he won't always be around that book-hag.

[the_innocent_blade]

Wait, are you jealous of Eibon?

[gudbye_despair]

Jealous? Don't be ridiculous. Why should I be jealous to a book.

...by the way, you can kill a book, right?

[the_innocent_blade]

Well the last one that died came back in a week...

[Kurou quickly shakes his head.]

Don't try it!

[wardeninexile]

"That I cannot aid you in. There are those with supernatural capabilites on-board this ship though, some even has patron deities."

[gudbye_despair]

I wonder who would be a good teacher. I need to learn magic so I could help Mr. Roads.

[gudbye_despair]

It's that hard, huh? Do they can at least feel pain?

[the_innocent_blade]

You're not torturing her either! Even if you did somehow catch her she would just escape.

[wardeninexile]

"Your expertise is in non-magical fields though, quiaff?"

[gudbye_despair]

That's true, but what does it have to do with this?

[gudbye_despair]

I know. Mr. Roads actually needs her now. That's why I can't simply get rid of her. Before I could replace her, that is. That's why I need to learn magic.

[wardeninexile]

"You can help him in the non-magical areas to free him to focus on magical fields."

[gudbye_despair]

That's a good idea! I'll be completing him.

But still...