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srwug_alpha_rp2012-07-15 05:42 pm
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(」・ω・)」うー！(／・ω・)／にゃー！(」・ω・)」うー！(／・ω・)／にゃー！(」・ω・)」うー！(／・ω・)／にゃー！
[It's a curious sight indeed when spontaneously throughout the entire Chalice, suddenly all viewscreens -even those currently off or not even functioning- suddenly change to display the same thing: dozens of TSAB officers screaming, clutching their head, and rolling around on the floor with music blaring loudly in the background.]
What in God's name, Dan, fix this at-
No. This is... important. We need to hear her out.
"Her"? Maxene I know you're not entirely-
[Aaaaand suddenly the image shifts, the camera being turned to reveal a certain woman who's looking mighty pleased with herself.]
Well hello everyone. Sorry for having to introduce myself to all of you, but then again after you derailed Rovdy's plans for the Manaus Statue, someone had to put it back on track. And that person just so happens to be me! And let me tell you, the Bureau's mages sure fought their hardest... but they had no idea what they were up against.
Come to think of it, if they had known, they might've all just killed themselves in despair rather than drag things out! Oh well~, I hope their bosses are willing to foot the bill for all the therapy they're going to need for the foreseeable future.
Which leads me to right now, with me sending this message off to all of you! After all, what kind of villain would I be if I didn't gloat about it to someone? One who's not doing her job right, to say the least! So be sure to pay attention... the fate of pretty much everything everywhere hinges on this.
The Manaus Statue isn't just a magic battery. I imagine anyone who was present when that cannon fired can attest to that. It's the cornerstone for a dark ritual to summon a god of death itself; Zs-a Wia. This isn't the kind of god like Baphomet or even the Getter Rays. It's the kind of evil that heroes like all of you need to do something about because the fate of the world's at stake! You don't want to have the world destroyed and everyone everywhere die, do you? I'd certainly think not, especially after all that work all you Chalice pilots did to take down HALO. Or maybe you actually do! Guess we'll find out in another two-ish days.
At any rate, if you want to play heroes once more, you'll find Rovdy's ritual being held in South America. I'm sending the precise locations as we speak too. Hope to see you there!
[She pushes her glasses up closer to her face as well, the lenses glimmering in the light.]
And that goes double for you, Mr. Black.
[... Wait, was she transmitting this to someone else too?]
What in God's name, Dan, fix this at-
No. This is... important. We need to hear her out.
"Her"? Maxene I know you're not entirely-
[Aaaaand suddenly the image shifts, the camera being turned to reveal a certain woman who's looking mighty pleased with herself.]
Well hello everyone. Sorry for having to introduce myself to all of you, but then again after you derailed Rovdy's plans for the Manaus Statue, someone had to put it back on track. And that person just so happens to be me! And let me tell you, the Bureau's mages sure fought their hardest... but they had no idea what they were up against.
Come to think of it, if they had known, they might've all just killed themselves in despair rather than drag things out! Oh well~, I hope their bosses are willing to foot the bill for all the therapy they're going to need for the foreseeable future.
Which leads me to right now, with me sending this message off to all of you! After all, what kind of villain would I be if I didn't gloat about it to someone? One who's not doing her job right, to say the least! So be sure to pay attention... the fate of pretty much everything everywhere hinges on this.
The Manaus Statue isn't just a magic battery. I imagine anyone who was present when that cannon fired can attest to that. It's the cornerstone for a dark ritual to summon a god of death itself; Zs-a Wia. This isn't the kind of god like Baphomet or even the Getter Rays. It's the kind of evil that heroes like all of you need to do something about because the fate of the world's at stake! You don't want to have the world destroyed and everyone everywhere die, do you? I'd certainly think not, especially after all that work all you Chalice pilots did to take down HALO. Or maybe you actually do! Guess we'll find out in another two-ish days.
At any rate, if you want to play heroes once more, you'll find Rovdy's ritual being held in South America. I'm sending the precise locations as we speak too. Hope to see you there!
[She pushes her glasses up closer to her face as well, the lenses glimmering in the light.]
And that goes double for you, Mr. Black.
[... Wait, was she transmitting this to someone else too?]