Route A: Jeremy Gatsby

[srwuga_mods]

1) [Oh hey.  It's that historian made of ham, making his way through the cells.  And holy cow does he look cross!]

RGNK!  There are things I regret we must discuss; regarding certain actions you have taken!

[Admittedly any of you could probably get his attention if you really wanted to.]

2) [It's that time again!  The time when an Adventus general gets you alone in a room and starts asking you questions and-]

I figured, considering your current predicament, it would be fair to show you this.

[The lights in the room dim, and a slide projector moves down from the ceiling to begin playing on one of the walls.  Jeremy lets the speech play its whole way through before finally ending it.]

So then, I must ask how do you feel about all of that?  Admittedly I have my own concerns about this declaration by the Red Comet and Zeon itself, both objective and subjective, but that may not be the case for you!  After all, a month stands between us and battle with the forces of Axis Zeon, and as a historian I know more than most just how much can be done in the span of a thirty days.

Comments

[srwuga_mods]

Yes, yes... history has a habit of repeating itself... though that is no reason to give up the pursuit of recording it!

[modern-ancient.livejournal.com]

Well everyone needs a hobby.

Did you actually need something from me or did you just want to talk about the nature of man?

[srwuga_mods]

Actually... there is one thing I would like to ask of you...

[Aaaaand cue... a piece of paper and a pen?]

Unless I am mistaken, you are a man who has in fact lived for countless centuries, am I not? A man who has contributed to the advancement of history time and time again, even if the roles you played were only small ones!

STILL!

[He presses the materials closer to Njall.]

A man such as yourself has my utmost respect, and autograph would be considered a tremendous honor!

[modern-ancient.livejournal.com]

...

...Seriously?

[srwuga_mods]

On the contrary, I am entirely serious!

I am a man who's dedicated his life to archiving history, and a man with your appearance and mannerisms has shown up a number of times over the course of the long, long river of time itself!

[modern-ancient.livejournal.com]

You're assuming that people who are like me are proof that I'm thousands of years old?