[[Jegus christ, would you believe it? The music has STOPPED! Is it finally over!?
Well, the important thing is that Dan is breaking in over the speakers now.]]
Dan: Hey! If you can't hear me, get to one of the working speakers right away. Like, two minutes, tops!
Okay! I'm starting now. First, those of you I've caught breaking the ship's equipment will be firmly assigned to their repair and replacement. You know who you are, so I won't embarrass you in front of everyone.
Secondly, I picked up a broadcast that was meant for us. It's pretty much been on repeat as far as I can tell. I'm going to patch it through now.
[[And speaking over some rather funky beats, a smoooooth criminal breaks into almost-rhyme. He sounds a little something like this!
Yeaaahaaa baby! Ya'll know what time it is! We gettin down to the wire now, only a few days away to get yo' passes to one of the hottest shows in the century! The
hottest show in the new calendar! You know it! The one and only...DJ RAGNAAAAROOOOOOOOKKK
This is yo numbah one main man MC Low-Key, comin at ya hot an fresh like one'a grandmama's apple pies. Mmm, delicious baby.
But don't put this sucka on the windowsill baby, this pie here is reserved. We got results for those free exclusive passes you can't get anywhere else in the Earth Sphere baby! Not even the DJ himself could get passes this sweet!
Yeah! Drumrooooll puhleeeeez!
Da winnah of the passes goes to the White Chalice! Oh yeah!
What an upset! Them hot cats and their rag-tag groupa groupies just won passes to the hottest concert Adventus can put on!
So don't ya'll miss your chance! It's gonna be in the one and only "Gone with the Wind"-y city! Happening in beautiful Cassablanca in Moroooocooo
Dan: After a few minutes of silence, it just starts over again. I don't know who entered the contest but... this sounds like a chance to finally make our own move against those guys.
Get yourselves prepared.
Your Skrillex/MLP torture is over now! The music has been shut off, FINALLY, but the effects will take until late Monday-early Tuesday to fully dissipate. If your character didn't figure it out by now, it's now obvious that something about the music was causing everyone to act with rage and frustration. Those of you avoiding this event may resume posting as normal on Monday! ))